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This section will feature the cream-of-the-crop, the best of the best when it comes to unitedcypher productions.  New to the site?  This is the perfect way to get an introduction to what we do!

"unitedcypher presents" is our improv radio show where nearly anything can happen, though it's mostly a compilation of our collective life experiences mixed with a bucket of lies and half-cocked accents.   

 WTTS THE TITS 

 Oddball radio personalities Brent "Big Rock" Stone & Tha Shark hijack unitedcypher's improv show, bringing their own sound effects, bumpers and even an advertiser along with them!  

These guys are most deffinately strung out and up to little good, despite trying to stick to the show's format which they apparently despise.  Their weekly-top-40 cocaine-tweeked personas will make you smile.

 

 Paranaelianomoly 

The Mysteries of the Universe are unveiled!  Join ex-scientist and Poleitsher Prize winning war correspondant Paul Miller as he interviews a war veteran who was allegedly abducted and brain-raped by aliens, the publisher and co-author of a book on the aforementioned brain-rape, and a skeptic who thinks that both of them are denying the truth.... About Spacesquatch! 

 

 "Motion Picture Meltdown" is a movie review podcast without the sponsors or the prestigious hollywood trappings.  It is produced by Stephen and hosted by Stephen, Mark, Philip and the occasional guests.  It's a fast paced show that's hilarious from start to finish.

Ice to the Third Power!

Stephen, Mark, Philip & Travis ( of unitedcypher presents ) divulge their colorful opinions regarding two of the cheesiest movies John Carpenter has ever concocted - Anaconda and Ghosts of Mars.  The gang exposes snake innards, 'dangerous criminals' and the mystery of the movie that's basically a remake of an old Carpenter movie with that naked chick from Species.

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Sunday
May192013

MPM S5E09: Meteor Man's Gonna Git You, Sucka!

Worst costume/henchmen ever.

Hello everyone! Welcome again to another great episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This episode we take a look at a couple of Philip's preferred childhood movies and roast the "black" comedies, Meteor Man and  I'm Gonna Git U Sucka! In this episode, we have finally found hair even worse than James Earl Jones from Conan, and its still on James Earl Jones! We talk about where Don Cheadle's role a "Goldilocks" ranks on his acting list, the dangers of OGing, and the fact that silly comedies like IGGUS and Airplane just don't exist anymore. Enjoy!

 

 

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Sunday
May192013

I clearly have a questionable grasp of things that fall into this category.

Hello, interfolk.  This is the ninth in a series of weekly articles that would be a podcast if I went through the trouble of recording it.  This week...

Lessons

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Thursday
May162013

UCP S4E06: The Queen's Time Gristle

This week on Unitedcypher Presents, Shane and DeHart talk about modes of time travel, how T2 would be a better if it were made in Japan, Queen and their love of sci-fi fantasy films.  All this and more, while waiting for Evan to arrive.  Did he make it?

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Sunday
May122013

MPM S5E08: Welcome To Fright Night!

I said NO PICKLES!

Hey everyone, welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We're continuing down the horror trail this week as Mark, Philip, and myself (Stephen) go through a couple of cheesy 80's vampire flicks known as Fright Night and Fright Night 2. In this episode we talk about the range from really great to really terrible special effects in one movie, the origin of "Peter Vincient"s name, Philip's terrible red pants, as well as telling some stories of people we went to school with that remind us of the character "Evil". Enjoy!

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Sunday
May122013

Another of those things

Hello, interfolk.  This is the eighth in a series of weekly articles that would be a podcast if I went through the trouble of recording it.  This week...

Differences

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