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Listening Guide

This section will feature the cream-of-the-crop, the best of the best when it comes to unitedcypher productions.  New to the site?  This is the perfect way to get an introduction to what we do!

"unitedcypher presents" is our improv radio show where nearly anything can happen, though it's mostly a compilation of our collective life experiences mixed with a bucket of lies and half-cocked accents.   


 Oddball radio personalities Brent "Big Rock" Stone & Tha Shark hijack unitedcypher's improv show, bringing their own sound effects, bumpers and even an advertiser along with them!  

These guys are most deffinately strung out and up to little good, despite trying to stick to the show's format which they apparently despise.  Their weekly-top-40 cocaine-tweeked personas will make you smile.



The Mysteries of the Universe are unveiled!  Join ex-scientist and Poleitsher Prize winning war correspondant Paul Miller as he interviews a war veteran who was allegedly abducted and brain-raped by aliens, the publisher and co-author of a book on the aforementioned brain-rape, and a skeptic who thinks that both of them are denying the truth.... About Spacesquatch! 


 "Motion Picture Meltdown" is a movie review podcast without the sponsors or the prestigious hollywood trappings.  It is produced by Stephen and hosted by Stephen, Mark, Philip and the occasional guests.  It's a fast paced show that's hilarious from start to finish.

Ice to the Third Power!

Stephen, Mark, Philip & Travis ( of unitedcypher presents ) divulge their colorful opinions regarding two of the cheesiest movies John Carpenter has ever concocted - Anaconda and Ghosts of Mars.  The gang exposes snake innards, 'dangerous criminals' and the mystery of the movie that's basically a remake of an old Carpenter movie with that naked chick from Species.

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Motion Picture Meltdown: Episode 158 - This Week On MethButlers.

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! To conclude January, Dehart, Phil and myself decide to go through a couple of David Fincher movies. We go through the wildy popular movie based on the book, Fight Club as well as one of Fincher's lesser known movies starring Michael Douglas, The Game. In this episode, we create our own spirit animals and pick public figures to fight, we talk about how much money it would take to play "The Game", and we debate the long time myth of Marla Singer being a figment of Tyler's imagination. Enjoy!

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Motion Picture Meltdown: Episode 157 - Peter Boyle Was Rockin' The Skro

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week, Dehart, Phil and myself go over a couple movies based on the life of famous Gonzo writer Hunter S. Thompson. We go over a lesser known movie from 1980 starring Bill Murray called Where The Buffalo Roam as well as the well-know Terry Gilliam film Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. In this episode, you'll hear us give our votes on whether Bill Murray or Johnny Depp plays the better Thompson, we discuss the specifics of the "afro-skullet", and Phil talks about exactly how terrified he would be to be around someone on...THIS many drugs. Enjoy!

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Motion Picture Meltdown: Episode 156 - Comedic Fluffing w/ Kevin Bartini


Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week we are joined by a very special guest. He is a warm-up comedian for The Daily Show as well as the host for The Movie Preview Review Podcast, Kevin Bartini! Kevin has joined Phil, Dehart and myself to go through a couple of his favorite and most influential comedies. We go through the classic Mel Brooks western satire film, Blazing Saddles as well as the first big "offensive" cartoon movie, South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut! In this episode we talk about the differences between crude and cheeseball comedy, we talk about the fact that sometimes things can be forgiven for copious amounts of money, and Kevin talks about why he thinks the South Park movie is one of the few perfect films out there. Enjoy!

Pick up Kevin Bartini's new album, The Unintentionally White Album, and check out his podcast at The Movie Preview Review Podcast

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Motion Picture Meltdown: Episode 155 - John Lennon is NOT the Egg Man

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We hope you had an awesome New Year's celebration (we know we did!), and are happy to be ringing in 2015 with out seventh year of being a podcast! In this episode, Phil, Dehart and myself roast through a couple of bizarre John Waters "films". We go through the 50's style Cry-Baby as well as the highly controversial Pink Flamingos. In this episode, you'll hear us answer whether we think actors/directors can go too far, we discuss John Water's obvious hatred toward chickens, and Phil talks about whether he thinks Pink Flamingos can be called a film or not. Enjoy!

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Motion Picture Meltdown: Episode 154 - The Voluntary Houdini

Hey everyone! Happy New Year! To finish out our TRL month, we roast through a couple of movies suggested to us by our friend Ben. Ben was the guest host on our Rocketeer/Darkman podcast, and asked us to go through the 1994 movie Clifford, as well as the well-received movie from 2011, Drive. Next week, we will be kicking off the new year with regular episodes, by starting with a John Waters episode. In this episode, Phil, Dehart and myself discuss our "New Year's Resolutions", we talk about the many glares of Ryan Gosling, and wonder what the world would be like if Clifford actually existed. Enjoy!

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