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This section will feature the cream-of-the-crop, the best of the best when it comes to unitedcypher productions.  New to the site?  This is the perfect way to get an introduction to what we do!

"unitedcypher presents" is our improv radio show where nearly anything can happen, though it's mostly a compilation of our collective life experiences mixed with a bucket of lies and half-cocked accents.   


 Oddball radio personalities Brent "Big Rock" Stone & Tha Shark hijack unitedcypher's improv show, bringing their own sound effects, bumpers and even an advertiser along with them!  

These guys are most deffinately strung out and up to little good, despite trying to stick to the show's format which they apparently despise.  Their weekly-top-40 cocaine-tweeked personas will make you smile.



The Mysteries of the Universe are unveiled!  Join ex-scientist and Poleitsher Prize winning war correspondant Paul Miller as he interviews a war veteran who was allegedly abducted and brain-raped by aliens, the publisher and co-author of a book on the aforementioned brain-rape, and a skeptic who thinks that both of them are denying the truth.... About Spacesquatch! 


 "Motion Picture Meltdown" is a movie review podcast without the sponsors or the prestigious hollywood trappings.  It is produced by Stephen and hosted by Stephen, Mark, Philip and the occasional guests.  It's a fast paced show that's hilarious from start to finish.

Ice to the Third Power!

Stephen, Mark, Philip & Travis ( of unitedcypher presents ) divulge their colorful opinions regarding two of the cheesiest movies John Carpenter has ever concocted - Anaconda and Ghosts of Mars.  The gang exposes snake innards, 'dangerous criminals' and the mystery of the movie that's basically a remake of an old Carpenter movie with that naked chick from Species.

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Motion Picture Meltdown

MPM: Ep. 237 - Learner's Permit To Kill

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week, Dehart picks a couple of movies based on 80's TV shows! We roast through the Michael Mann remake of his own show, Miami Vice as well as the action-packed 2010 "Prequel" of the show, The A-Team. In this episode you'll hear us create our own new movies based on old shows, we get super angry about Colin Ferrel's mustache, and talk about how unfortunate it is for your name to almost have the word "shart" in it. Enjoy!


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MPM: Ep. 236 - Alligator DogBall

 Hey everyone! We're back after a week of absence (We got shit to do too, damnit!). This week, I chose to jump back into the "extreme" era of the late 90's and early 2000's and picked a couple of movies with made up extreme sports. This week we roast through the made-for-TV movie FutureSport as well as the 2002 remake of the cult classic Rollerball. In this episode, you'll hear Dehart, Cheats, Phil and myself create our extreme sport, you'll hear us really start to question the decision making of Rollerball's director, and we are truly astonished to see a movie film such a long scene with a night vision filter. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 235 - It's Ho-Ho-Hopeless!

Hello everyone and MERRY CHRISTMAS!(in July). Phil has selected a couple of Christmas movies for us this week in celebration of the terrible made-up holiday in the retail world. But let's be honest, we never get to do actual Christmas movies, because we do listener requests in December! This week, we somehow found another Hulk Hogan movie that we haven't podcasted, so we roast through Santa With Muscles, as well as the Michael Dougherty's follow up film to Trick R Treat, Krampus. In this episode, we all create our own Christmas themed horror icon, we talk about about how Hulk Hogan gets people addicted to his protein poweder, and although we all liked Krampus, we think it lacked a little bite. Enjoy!


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MPM: Ep 234 - Forefather Shadowing

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! Cheats picks the movies for us this week, and decided to go along with the "malt liquor theme" by choosing two movies that have centralized plots around malt liquor. First we review the 80's cult horror classic Street Trash as well as Michael Jai White's career best blacksploitation parody film, Black Dynamite. In this episode, we wonder why junkyards are the new place to bang it out, we talk about our malt liquor experiences, and put ourselves in a drinking contest with large, burly men. Enjoy!


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MPM: Ep 233 - LaserQuest Presents Xanadu Night

Hey everyone! Welcome back to a very special episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! Why is the episode special, you ask? Because we have finally been quadruple penetrated by the entire co-host cast of Nerds on Film podcast! This week, Sarah Ashley from Nerdonomy joins us and bring some very shitty movies to the table. Casting Dehart into full-blown musical hell, we roast through the incredibly terrible follow up movie, Grease 2 as well as the widely disliked Xanadu. In this episode, Sarah asks us to create our perfect Earth musical, we point out the insane highlights of domestic abuse in in Grease 2, and decide the ending of Xanadu may not be what it seems. Enjoy!

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