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This section will feature the cream-of-the-crop, the best of the best when it comes to unitedcypher productions.  New to the site?  This is the perfect way to get an introduction to what we do!

"unitedcypher presents" is our improv radio show where nearly anything can happen, though it's mostly a compilation of our collective life experiences mixed with a bucket of lies and half-cocked accents.   

 WTTS THE TITS 

 Oddball radio personalities Brent "Big Rock" Stone & Tha Shark hijack unitedcypher's improv show, bringing their own sound effects, bumpers and even an advertiser along with them!  

These guys are most deffinately strung out and up to little good, despite trying to stick to the show's format which they apparently despise.  Their weekly-top-40 cocaine-tweeked personas will make you smile.

 

 Paranaelianomoly 

The Mysteries of the Universe are unveiled!  Join ex-scientist and Poleitsher Prize winning war correspondant Paul Miller as he interviews a war veteran who was allegedly abducted and brain-raped by aliens, the publisher and co-author of a book on the aforementioned brain-rape, and a skeptic who thinks that both of them are denying the truth.... About Spacesquatch! 

 

 "Motion Picture Meltdown" is a movie review podcast without the sponsors or the prestigious hollywood trappings.  It is produced by Stephen and hosted by Stephen, Mark, Philip and the occasional guests.  It's a fast paced show that's hilarious from start to finish.

Ice to the Third Power!

Stephen, Mark, Philip & Travis ( of unitedcypher presents ) divulge their colorful opinions regarding two of the cheesiest movies John Carpenter has ever concocted - Anaconda and Ghosts of Mars.  The gang exposes snake innards, 'dangerous criminals' and the mystery of the movie that's basically a remake of an old Carpenter movie with that naked chick from Species.

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Wednesday
Apr162014

Motion Picture Meltdown: Episode 117 - Tim Thomerson vs. Ross Perot.

 

Hey everyone! Welcome to episode #117 of Motion Picture Meltdown! We've decided to go back to the realm of the Trancers and continue the saga of Jack Deth and his fight against the evil Trancers. We decide to extend our Trancer knowledge by roasting the next two sequels in the series, Trancers III: Deth Lives and Trancers IV: Jack of Swords. In this episode, Philip, Dehart, and myself discuss the inprobability of anyone falling for the cut out eyes in a painting gag, we talk about the stupidity of naming a character Col. Daddy Muthur, and argue whether Tim Thomerson would shoot a move for $12 and some Taco Bell. Enjoy!

 

 

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Monday
Apr142014

Ninja Spirit and Neutopia For Turbo Grafx 16 - Talks Over Games

Unitedcypher Talks Over Games is just that - The staff of unitedcypher.com plays a video game so you don't have to, all the while making observations on it's quality.  Talks Over Games rolls out another double episode of TurboGrafx-16 games, Ninja Spirit and Neutopia.  Check it out.

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Wednesday
Apr092014

Motion Picture Meltdown: Episode 116 - Vacation To Lovely Djinnessee!

Hey everyone! Welcome to episode #116 of Motion Picture Meltdown! In celebration on the comings of Spring and the passing of St. Patricks day, we decide to roast through a couple of 90's horror movies involving wishes and leprechauns! Phil, Dehart, and myself roast through Leprechaun as well as Wishmaster. I apolgize for the asshole neighbor next door using his power tools at night, hopefully we will eliminate these sound issues in future podcasts. In this episode, Philip unleashed his anger on Jennifer Aniston, Dehart discusses why creatures should never be named cinnabites, and we debate the integrity of 90's airport security. Enjoy!

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Monday
Apr072014

Turrican and Wonder Boy in Monster Land for Turbo Grafx 16 - Talks Over Games

Unitedcypher Talks Over Games is just that - The staff of unitedcypher.com plays a video game so you don't have to, all the while making observations on it's quality.  Talks Over Games returns with a double episode of TurboGrafx-16 games, Turrican and Wonder Boy in Monster Land.  Check it out.

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Wednesday
Apr022014

Motion Picture Meltdown: Episode 115 - Head Explosions Put Asses In Seats.

Hey everoyne! Welcome to episode 115 of Motion Picture Meltdown! Per Dehart's request, we've decided to go through a couple of his favorite movies by one of his favorite directors, David Cronenberg! Previously roasting through The Fly (http://www.unitedcypher.com/uc/2014/1/5/motion-picture-meltdown-episode-106-jimmy-buffet-entomologis.html), we've decided to go through two other fims from the 1980's. In this episode, we review Videodrome and Scanners. You will hear us plug our death metal industrial grindcore band, Ethereal Dick, as well as listen to Mark's sick habit of watch Saddam Huessein die. Enjoy!

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