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Listening Guide

This section will feature the cream-of-the-crop, the best of the best when it comes to unitedcypher productions.  New to the site?  This is the perfect way to get an introduction to what we do!

"unitedcypher presents" is our show of other shows like Anime Alphabet and Fallout Forecast as well as older improv radio where nearly anything can happen, though it's mostly a compilation of our collective life experiences mixed with a bucket of lies and half-cocked accents.   

Anime Alphabet Series Wrap-up

The end of this series a good place to start.  Join Evan and DeHart as they reflect back on the completion of this 6 month project with special guest Cheats.  They relive some of the ups and downs of titles covered during the run of the show and serves as a good preview before going back and starting from the beginning.


The Mysteries of the Universe are unveiled!  Join ex-scientist and Poleitsher Prize winning war correspondant Paul Miller as he interviews a war veteran who was allegedly abducted and brain-raped by aliens, the publisher and co-author of a book on the aforementioned brain-rape, and a skeptic who thinks that both of them are denying the truth.... About Spacesquatch! 


"Motion Picture Meltdown" is a movie review podcast without the sponsors or the prestigious hollywood trappings.  It is produced by Stephen and hosted by Stephen, Philip, Cheats, and DeHart along with the occasional guests.  It's a fast paced show that's hilarious from start to finish.

Ep 139 - The Safe Word Is Banana Pudding!

Welcome back to Not-So Superhero September for Motion Picture Meltdown! We continue our theme with a couple of crappy super-hero movies from the 90's. Phil, DeHart, and Stephen get together with Joel Mengel from The Pod People Podcast once again to roast through Sam Raimi's Darkman as well as Blankman.

Ep 206 - I Murdered Your Father, Wearing Your Father.

This week we kick off the new year by roasting through a couple of John Woo action "classics" from the 1990's. We go over the 1993 hit starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Hard Target as well as John Woo's follow up from 1995, Face/Off.

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Motion Picture Meltdown

MPM: Ep. 256 - Moon Tunes

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We're finally back in the regular rotation of things, and Phil picks a couple of time loop movies for us to go through. Tired of watching nothing but crap, he picks a movie he's always heard was good in Moon and a blind pick in the same genre, Haunter. In this episode, we talk about what we would do if we met our clones, we talk about whether clone murder is against the law, and wonder how many people know what sparkplugs look like. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 255 - 2 Drive 2 Angry

Pina SkullatasHey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We've finally reached our last episode of request month and do a couple of real stinkers. Travis throws us a terrible Nic Cage movie from the last few years called Drive Angry, and Angela makes us dive into the 2016 summer blockbuster, Independence Day: Resurgence. In this episode, you'll hear us share our New Year Resolutions of what shitty movies we'll inflict on one another, we talk about how actors won't do well when no one gives a shit about source material, and discuss whether this contains top 5 worst Nic Cage hair. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 254 - Nobody Puts Baby In The Trash Can

We're Back! After a few very hectic weeks, Motion Picture Meltdown is back on schedule, and we're finishing up the last two request episodes from December before we get back to our regularly picked podcasts. This week we honor Joel Mengel by going through Halloween: The Curse Of Michael Myers, but specifically the Producer's cut. We're also going through Spring's pick, The Killing Box/Grey Knight/Ghost Brigade/Lost Brigade. In this episode, we wonder why the hell a movie has four titles, we talk about what we'd hate the most about being Santa, and discuss how done we are with the Michael Myers bullshit. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 253 - Xavier's School Of Vampires & Monsters

Hey everyone! We've reached week three of our December requests month and yes, unfortunately we are still alive to deal with more of our listener picks. Ex-MPM Host Mark "The Shark" Hinton threw us a bit of a bone, by having us review a 1980's horror cult classic, Cellar Dweller and Ben from the Culturally Ill Podcast originally suggested we review the first three Twilight movies, but we boycotted that and settled for doing the first one. In this episode, we talk about the Holiday powers we wish we had, I get insanely pissed at Twilight for using the term "vampires", and we all wish Jefferey Combs was in a little more of everything. Enjoy!


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MPM: Ep. 252 - The Tijuana Cranberries

Hello everyone! We hope you're having a better Holiday season than us, because we're having to sit through some really terrible shit for you requesters out there. We've reached episode 2 of December Reqeust month here at Motion Picture Metldown. In this episode, we roast through Sean Moriarty's pick, Petey Wheatstraw. We should have told him to roast this himself on Nerds on Film. Our second movie is one of the absolutely worst movies we're ever reviewed. Jon requests us all to kill ourselves by watching Foodfight!. In this episode, you'll hear us talk about what we would do to make a Christmas animated story worse, Phil gets tired of Kung-Fu, and we all agree that Foodfight! gave Charlie Sheen AIDS. Enjoy!

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