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Listening Guide

This section will feature the cream-of-the-crop, the best of the best when it comes to unitedcypher productions.  New to the site?  This is the perfect way to get an introduction to what we do!

"unitedcypher presents" is our improv radio show where nearly anything can happen, though it's mostly a compilation of our collective life experiences mixed with a bucket of lies and half-cocked accents.   


 Oddball radio personalities Brent "Big Rock" Stone & Tha Shark hijack unitedcypher's improv show, bringing their own sound effects, bumpers and even an advertiser along with them!  

These guys are most deffinately strung out and up to little good, despite trying to stick to the show's format which they apparently despise.  Their weekly-top-40 cocaine-tweeked personas will make you smile.



The Mysteries of the Universe are unveiled!  Join ex-scientist and Poleitsher Prize winning war correspondant Paul Miller as he interviews a war veteran who was allegedly abducted and brain-raped by aliens, the publisher and co-author of a book on the aforementioned brain-rape, and a skeptic who thinks that both of them are denying the truth.... About Spacesquatch! 


 "Motion Picture Meltdown" is a movie review podcast without the sponsors or the prestigious hollywood trappings.  It is produced by Stephen and hosted by Stephen, Mark, Philip and the occasional guests.  It's a fast paced show that's hilarious from start to finish.

Ice to the Third Power!

Stephen, Mark, Philip & Travis ( of unitedcypher presents ) divulge their colorful opinions regarding two of the cheesiest movies John Carpenter has ever concocted - Anaconda and Ghosts of Mars.  The gang exposes snake innards, 'dangerous criminals' and the mystery of the movie that's basically a remake of an old Carpenter movie with that naked chick from Species.

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Motion Picture Meltdown: Episode 140 - Blue Raja Kush


Hey everyone! Welcome to the final Not-So Superhero September episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! To close out the month, we welcome our friend Sean Moriarty...one of the co-hosts of Nerds on Film. This week, Sean joins Phil, Dehart, and myself as we discuss a couple team-based superhero movies. We roast through the never-released Roger Corman presented Fantastic Four, as well as the the team-based 90's hit, Mystery Men.  In this episode, you'll hear us talk about Mr. Fantastic's REAL special powers, we cross-examine the similarities between The Thing and Raphael, and we discuss how saying things backwards is not only wise, but awesome. Enjoy!

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Motion Picture Meltdown - Episode 139: The Safe-word Is Banana Pudding!


Hello everyone! Welcome back to Not-So Superhero September for Motion Picture Meltdown! We continue our theme with a couple of crappy super-hero movies from the 90's. Phil, Dehart, and myself get together with Joel Mengel from The Pod People Podcast once again to roast through Sam Raimi's Darkman as well as Blankman. In this episode you will hear me practice my terrible seguae skills, you'll hear Dehart express his random rage feelings, Joel expels his Damon Wayans rage, and Phil turns this into Motion Physics Meltdown. Enjoy!

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Motion Picture Meltdown: Episode 138 - All Aboard The Super-Hero Short Bus

Hello everyone! Welcome to the newest episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We continue our (Not-So) Superhero September by roasting through a couple recent movies that fall under the dark comedy category as well as the "comic book" genre. This week, Dehart, Phil, and myself go through James Gunn's Super as well as the highly underrated Defendor. In this episode you will hear our debates of pipe wrench vs. trench club, we talk about what a fair level of punishment is for doing/selling drugs or cutting in line, as well as discuss how effective a jar of hornets would be when thrown on you. Enjoy!

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Motion Picture Meltdown - Episode 137: Kahnpound Interests

Hey everyone! Welcome to Motion Picture Meltdown's NOT-So Superhero September! This entire month our episodes will be themed around several superhero movies where we feel the superhero are a little sub-par comapred to the well-known heroes of Hollywood. We kick things off this week by roasting through a couple of 90's superhero movies based on comic books. We go through The Rocketeer as well the The Shadow. Our friend Ben sits in as a special guest and along with myself, Phil, and Dehart we talk about such things as The Rocketeer's secret powers, we discuss what super power we'd want, and get details on Ben's fear of fingernails. Enjoy!!

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Metal Storm for NES - Talks Over Games

Unitedcypher Talks Over Games is just that - The staff of unitedcypher.com plays a video game so you don't have to, all the while making observations on it's quality.  This is the final installment of this series of NES games.  This week we play Metal Storm, an action platformer where you play as a mech.  Needless to say, it's bad ass.  Check it out.

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