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This section will feature the cream-of-the-crop, the best of the best when it comes to unitedcypher productions.  New to the site?  This is the perfect way to get an introduction to what we do!

"unitedcypher presents" is our improv radio show where nearly anything can happen, though it's mostly a compilation of our collective life experiences mixed with a bucket of lies and half-cocked accents.   


 Oddball radio personalities Brent "Big Rock" Stone & Tha Shark hijack unitedcypher's improv show, bringing their own sound effects, bumpers and even an advertiser along with them!  

These guys are most deffinately strung out and up to little good, despite trying to stick to the show's format which they apparently despise.  Their weekly-top-40 cocaine-tweeked personas will make you smile.



The Mysteries of the Universe are unveiled!  Join ex-scientist and Poleitsher Prize winning war correspondant Paul Miller as he interviews a war veteran who was allegedly abducted and brain-raped by aliens, the publisher and co-author of a book on the aforementioned brain-rape, and a skeptic who thinks that both of them are denying the truth.... About Spacesquatch! 


 "Motion Picture Meltdown" is a movie review podcast without the sponsors or the prestigious hollywood trappings.  It is produced by Stephen and hosted by Stephen, Mark, Philip and the occasional guests.  It's a fast paced show that's hilarious from start to finish.

Ice to the Third Power!

Stephen, Mark, Philip & Travis ( of unitedcypher presents ) divulge their colorful opinions regarding two of the cheesiest movies John Carpenter has ever concocted - Anaconda and Ghosts of Mars.  The gang exposes snake innards, 'dangerous criminals' and the mystery of the movie that's basically a remake of an old Carpenter movie with that naked chick from Species.

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Motion Picture Meltdown: Episode 138 - All Aboard The Super-Hero Short Bus

Hello everyone! Welcome to the newest episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We continue our (Not-So) Superhero September by roasting through a couple recent movies that fall under the dark comedy category as well as the "comic book" genre. This week, Dehart, Phil, and myself go through James Gunn's Super as well as the highly underrated Defendor. In this episode you will hear our debates of pipe wrench vs. trench club, we talk about what a fair level of punishment is for doing/selling drugs or cutting in line, as well as discuss how effective a jar of hornets would be when thrown on you. Enjoy!

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Motion Picture Meltdown - Episode 137: Kahnpound Interests

Hey everyone! Welcome to Motion Picture Meltdown's NOT-So Superhero September! This entire month our episodes will be themed around several superhero movies where we feel the superhero are a little sub-par comapred to the well-known heroes of Hollywood. We kick things off this week by roasting through a couple of 90's superhero movies based on comic books. We go through The Rocketeer as well the The Shadow. Our friend Ben sits in as a special guest and along with myself, Phil, and Dehart we talk about such things as The Rocketeer's secret powers, we discuss what super power we'd want, and get details on Ben's fear of fingernails. Enjoy!!

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Metal Storm for NES - Talks Over Games

Unitedcypher Talks Over Games is just that - The staff of unitedcypher.com plays a video game so you don't have to, all the while making observations on it's quality.  This is the final installment of this series of NES games.  This week we play Metal Storm, an action platformer where you play as a mech.  Needless to say, it's bad ass.  Check it out.

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Motion Picture Meltdown: Episode 136 - Steven Seagal in...The Expandables.

Hello everyone! Welcome to episode #136 of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week, Dehart, Phil, and myself roast the classic action hero Steven Seagal for the first time as we go through Under Siege  and Under Siege II: Dark Territory. In this episode, you will hear us tak about what we think makes the perfect movie villain, we talk about our castings for "The Expandables", and we discuss the most relaxing way to break someone's neck. Enjoy!

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Jackie Chan's Action Kung Fu for NES - Talks Over Games

Unitedcypher Talks Over Games is just that - The staff of unitedcypher.com plays a video game so you don't have to, all the while making observations on it's quality.  This is the fourth of a series of NES games.  This week we have Jackie Chan's Action Kung Fu.  It's a platformer starring action movie star, stuntman, comedian, and sometimes singer, Jackie Chan.  Check it out.

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