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This section will feature the cream-of-the-crop, the best of the best when it comes to unitedcypher productions.  New to the site?  This is the perfect way to get an introduction to what we do!

"unitedcypher presents" is our improv radio show where nearly anything can happen, though it's mostly a compilation of our collective life experiences mixed with a bucket of lies and half-cocked accents.   

 WTTS THE TITS 

 Oddball radio personalities Brent "Big Rock" Stone & Tha Shark hijack unitedcypher's improv show, bringing their own sound effects, bumpers and even an advertiser along with them!  

These guys are most deffinately strung out and up to little good, despite trying to stick to the show's format which they apparently despise.  Their weekly-top-40 cocaine-tweeked personas will make you smile.

 

 Paranaelianomoly 

The Mysteries of the Universe are unveiled!  Join ex-scientist and Poleitsher Prize winning war correspondant Paul Miller as he interviews a war veteran who was allegedly abducted and brain-raped by aliens, the publisher and co-author of a book on the aforementioned brain-rape, and a skeptic who thinks that both of them are denying the truth.... About Spacesquatch! 

 

 "Motion Picture Meltdown" is a movie review podcast without the sponsors or the prestigious hollywood trappings.  It is produced by Stephen and hosted by Stephen, Mark, Philip and the occasional guests.  It's a fast paced show that's hilarious from start to finish.

Ice to the Third Power!

Stephen, Mark, Philip & Travis ( of unitedcypher presents ) divulge their colorful opinions regarding two of the cheesiest movies John Carpenter has ever concocted - Anaconda and Ghosts of Mars.  The gang exposes snake innards, 'dangerous criminals' and the mystery of the movie that's basically a remake of an old Carpenter movie with that naked chick from Species.

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Tuesday
May262015

MPM: Ep. 175 - Getting Caught Dracking Off

Hey everyone! Welcome to the last episode of the MONSTER MONTH OF MAY of Motion Picture Meltdown! Dehart picks the movies this week as we go through a couple of modern stories of the original Universal Movie Monsters. Phil, Dehart and myself roast through I, Frankenstein as well as Dracula Untold. We hope you've enjoyed this month of monsters and can't wait to do it again next year! In this episode we talk about which original monster we want "superheroed", we talk about the fact that Dracula Untold is very much told in other movies, and talk about the well known fact that demons always fight gargoyles. Enjoy!

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Sunday
May242015

UCP Anime Alphabet - Letter N

Unitedcypher Presents proudly brings you Anime Alphabet.  Each week Evan and DeHart will be watching and talking about some anime series or movies from one letter of the alphabet. This week for the letter N, it's all ninjas all the time as we discuss Naruto and Ninja Scroll.  Check it out.

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Monday
May182015

MPM: Ep. 174 - The Age That Devo Ruled The Earth

Hello everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We're continuing our MONSTER MONTH OF MAY by going back to the 1950's and roasting through a couple of classic Universal Monster movies that we left out of our slew of movies last year. This week Phil, Dehart and myself go through the first two movies in the "Creature" trilogy, The Creature From The Black Lagoon as well as Revenge of the Creature. In this episode, we talk about how we'd approach a "creature situation" as a scientist, we harp on 1950's logic and womanizing, and wonder what exactly happened to Jeffrey of the Black Lagoon. Enjoy!

 

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Sunday
May172015

UCP Anime Alphabet - Letter M Mid-Series Wrap Up

Unitedcypher Presents proudly brings you Anime Alphabet.  Each week Evan and DeHart will be watching and talking about some anime series or movies from one letter of the alphabet. This week for the letter M, we're discussing two influential mech-centered movies, Macross: Do You Remember Love and Megazone 23.  Since M is the half way point, we also have a mid-series wrap up over multiple anime topics.  Check it out.

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Wednesday
May132015

MPM: Ep. 173 - The F*ck You Buddy System

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! To continue our MONSTER MONTH OF MAY, Phil, Dehart and myself decided to do a couple of more modern and popular monster-themed movies. We go through a horror movie that seems to be nearing the top of many horror movie lists in The Descent and we hit a movie based on a Stephen King story and directed by Frank Darabont in The Mist. In this episode, we talk about wrong decisions we've made an immediately regretted, We discuss possibly THE most-hated movie character of all time, and decide that if you're cheating on someone, don't give them the same necklaces. Enjoy!

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