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This section will feature the cream-of-the-crop, the best of the best when it comes to unitedcypher productions.  New to the site?  This is the perfect way to get an introduction to what we do!

"unitedcypher presents" is our improv radio show where nearly anything can happen, though it's mostly a compilation of our collective life experiences mixed with a bucket of lies and half-cocked accents.   


 Oddball radio personalities Brent "Big Rock" Stone & Tha Shark hijack unitedcypher's improv show, bringing their own sound effects, bumpers and even an advertiser along with them!  

These guys are most deffinately strung out and up to little good, despite trying to stick to the show's format which they apparently despise.  Their weekly-top-40 cocaine-tweeked personas will make you smile.



The Mysteries of the Universe are unveiled!  Join ex-scientist and Poleitsher Prize winning war correspondant Paul Miller as he interviews a war veteran who was allegedly abducted and brain-raped by aliens, the publisher and co-author of a book on the aforementioned brain-rape, and a skeptic who thinks that both of them are denying the truth.... About Spacesquatch! 


 "Motion Picture Meltdown" is a movie review podcast without the sponsors or the prestigious hollywood trappings.  It is produced by Stephen and hosted by Stephen, Mark, Philip and the occasional guests.  It's a fast paced show that's hilarious from start to finish.

Ice to the Third Power!

Stephen, Mark, Philip & Travis ( of unitedcypher presents ) divulge their colorful opinions regarding two of the cheesiest movies John Carpenter has ever concocted - Anaconda and Ghosts of Mars.  The gang exposes snake innards, 'dangerous criminals' and the mystery of the movie that's basically a remake of an old Carpenter movie with that naked chick from Species.

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Motion Picture Meltdown

MPM: Ep 234 - Forefather Shadowing

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! Cheats picks the movies for us this week, and decided to go along with the "malt liquor theme" by choosing two movies that have centralized plots around malt liquor. First we review the 80's cult horror classic Street Trash as well as Michael Jai White's career best blacksploitation parody film, Black Dynamite. In this episode, we wonder why junkyards are the new place to bang it out, we talk about our malt liquor experiences, and put ourselves in a drinking contest with large, burly men. Enjoy!


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MPM: Ep 233 - LaserQuest Presents Xanadu Night

Hey everyone! Welcome back to a very special episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! Why is the episode special, you ask? Because we have finally been quadruple penetrated by the entire co-host cast of Nerds on Film podcast! This week, Sarah Ashley from Nerdonomy joins us and bring some very shitty movies to the table. Casting Dehart into full-blown musical hell, we roast through the incredibly terrible follow up movie, Grease 2 as well as the widely disliked Xanadu. In this episode, Sarah asks us to create our perfect Earth musical, we point out the insane highlights of domestic abuse in in Grease 2, and decide the ending of Xanadu may not be what it seems. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 232 - Diesel Fuel Can't Melt Rock

Hey everyone! Welcome to an X-TREME episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week, Dehart picks two movies with the upmost 90's stink on them, even when they weren't from the 90's! In this episode, we roast xXx and xXx: State of the Union. You will hear us debate whether Ice Cube is a fitting replacement for Vin Deisel, you'll hear us take a non-extreme craft and x-tremify it, and talk about it's just not okay to keep camera shots that involved people dying in your film. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 231 - Dolphin Lundgren Fights A Shark

Happy Shark Week everyone! We here at Motion Picture Meltdown are never shy about roasting through terrible shark movies once a year, so we promise we have a good one for you during Shark Week 2016. In this episode, we turn to Netflix for a craptastic Dolph Lundgren acted piece of crap called Shark Lake, as well as an insanely popular movie from 1999 with possibly the best practical shark effects ever, wasted on such a crappy movie, Deep Blue Sea. You will hear us talk about our favorite non-Jaws shark movies, we decide that if you don't love Jesus, you're shark bait, and we reach an all-time high of puns on an episode. Enjoy! 

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MPM: Ep. 230 - Space Sausage Party

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! I have picked a couple of alien-centered science fiction films this week and although we thought they'd both be good...boy were we wrong. In this episode, we roast through the 1978 remake of Invasion of the Body Snatchers as well as the 1985 Academy Award winning Ron Howard film, Cocoon. This week, you'll hear us talk about whether we'd venture to space to see the unimaginable, Phil talks about what a "perfect" movie Cocoon is, and we all agree that Ron Howard is the third world country version of Steven Speilberg. Enjoy!

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