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This section will feature the cream-of-the-crop, the best of the best when it comes to unitedcypher productions.  New to the site?  This is the perfect way to get an introduction to what we do!

"unitedcypher presents" is our improv radio show where nearly anything can happen, though it's mostly a compilation of our collective life experiences mixed with a bucket of lies and half-cocked accents.   


 Oddball radio personalities Brent "Big Rock" Stone & Tha Shark hijack unitedcypher's improv show, bringing their own sound effects, bumpers and even an advertiser along with them!  

These guys are most deffinately strung out and up to little good, despite trying to stick to the show's format which they apparently despise.  Their weekly-top-40 cocaine-tweeked personas will make you smile.



The Mysteries of the Universe are unveiled!  Join ex-scientist and Poleitsher Prize winning war correspondant Paul Miller as he interviews a war veteran who was allegedly abducted and brain-raped by aliens, the publisher and co-author of a book on the aforementioned brain-rape, and a skeptic who thinks that both of them are denying the truth.... About Spacesquatch! 


 "Motion Picture Meltdown" is a movie review podcast without the sponsors or the prestigious hollywood trappings.  It is produced by Stephen and hosted by Stephen, Mark, Philip and the occasional guests.  It's a fast paced show that's hilarious from start to finish.

Ice to the Third Power!

Stephen, Mark, Philip & Travis ( of unitedcypher presents ) divulge their colorful opinions regarding two of the cheesiest movies John Carpenter has ever concocted - Anaconda and Ghosts of Mars.  The gang exposes snake innards, 'dangerous criminals' and the mystery of the movie that's basically a remake of an old Carpenter movie with that naked chick from Species.

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MPM: Ep. 180 - Jesus In A Duster

Hello everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown!! This July we have decided to podcast ALL summer-type movies, and what better than to kick off the month with a pun and jumping into some popular shorts! This week, Cheats McGee joins us (his last guest appearance was over three years ago on the Big Trouble in Little China Podcast....SHAME ON HIM) and helps us go through some popular internet famous short films. We go through the trailer/film by the creators of Manborg called LaserGhosts II: Return to Laser Cove, we get down on our knees and pray/prey with Fists of Jesus and we turn up our awesome knobs to eleven as we go through one of the biggest short films of all time, Kung Fury. In this episode, you will hear us all describe our own thoughts on making a short film, you'll learn about Cheats' unhealthy love for men in dusters, and Phil rages about seeing a movie "in time". Enjoy!

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Naked In A Pit Ep:1 - Gibson V Bale

Hello internet! Welcome to the first ever episode of Naked In A Pit! As men, when deciding who is better at any trade what-so-ever, we decide the winner by whoever wins in a fight to the death, Naked In a Pit. Today's contestants are two of the angriest people in Hollywood who would just as soon beat their mom or x-wife as they would each other. Find out which one of these brawlers is the Baron of Battle, the Pharoh of Fisticuffs, the Saltan of Slay, when they square off in a deadly match of Naked In A Pit.

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MPM: Ep. 179 - In Mother Russia, Waldo Finds You

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week Phil, Dehart and myself are once again joined by co-host and editor of the Nerds on Film podcast, Sean Moriarty! Per Sean's request, and having previously podcasted the Dolph Lundgren Punisher movie, we decided to to roast through the two most modern movies exhibiting our Marvel Comics vigilante. We roast through the 2004 Tom Jane The Punisher as well as the 2008 Ray Stevenson Punisher: War Zone. In this episode, you'll hear Dehart's "common Eurotrash accent", we'll all pick who we'd recast as the Punisher in the MCU, and we all discuss the likelyness of an Irish Reggae Parquour Master. Enjoy!

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UCP Anime Alphabet - Letter Q

Unitedcypher Presents proudly brings you Anime Alphabet.  Each week Evan and DeHart will be watching and talking about some anime series or movies from one letter of the alphabet. This week for the letter Q, we're discussing what coincedently turned out to be two of the most pervy series either of us have seen, Queen's Blade Rebellion and Qwaser of Stigmata.  Apologies for the lateness (and the shows if you're watching along).  Check it out.

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MPM: Ep 178 - Predators Love Jelly!

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! In this episode Phil has finally brought a couple of movies to the table that we have talked about podcasting since the FIRST season of MPM. This week we finally roast through Predator and Predator 2. In this episode, Dehart, Phil and myself talk about our favorite Arnold quotes, we discuss a Pedator-style 90's sitcom, and I explain my distaste for Bill Paxton. Enjoy!

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