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This section will feature the cream-of-the-crop, the best of the best when it comes to unitedcypher productions.  New to the site?  This is the perfect way to get an introduction to what we do!

"unitedcypher presents" is our improv radio show where nearly anything can happen, though it's mostly a compilation of our collective life experiences mixed with a bucket of lies and half-cocked accents.   

 WTTS THE TITS 

 Oddball radio personalities Brent "Big Rock" Stone & Tha Shark hijack unitedcypher's improv show, bringing their own sound effects, bumpers and even an advertiser along with them!  

These guys are most deffinately strung out and up to little good, despite trying to stick to the show's format which they apparently despise.  Their weekly-top-40 cocaine-tweeked personas will make you smile.

 

 Paranaelianomoly 

The Mysteries of the Universe are unveiled!  Join ex-scientist and Poleitsher Prize winning war correspondant Paul Miller as he interviews a war veteran who was allegedly abducted and brain-raped by aliens, the publisher and co-author of a book on the aforementioned brain-rape, and a skeptic who thinks that both of them are denying the truth.... About Spacesquatch! 

 

 "Motion Picture Meltdown" is a movie review podcast without the sponsors or the prestigious hollywood trappings.  It is produced by Stephen and hosted by Stephen, Mark, Philip and the occasional guests.  It's a fast paced show that's hilarious from start to finish.

Ice to the Third Power!

Stephen, Mark, Philip & Travis ( of unitedcypher presents ) divulge their colorful opinions regarding two of the cheesiest movies John Carpenter has ever concocted - Anaconda and Ghosts of Mars.  The gang exposes snake innards, 'dangerous criminals' and the mystery of the movie that's basically a remake of an old Carpenter movie with that naked chick from Species.

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Wednesday
Feb102016

MPM: Ep. 211 - The Indestructible Bill Murray

 

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week Phil, Dehart, Cheats and myself go through a couple of Wes Anderson flicks (per Cheats' birthday request) and actually enjoy ourselves for once when talking about movies for this show. (Just kidding). This week we go over The Grand Budapest Hotel as well as The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou. In this episode, we talk about which legitimate business we would each start, Phil explodes his screen with humongous Billy Murray boner, and Cheats gets a little emotional when it comes to Wes Anderson movies. Enjoy!

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Wednesday
Feb032016

MPM: Ep. 210 - So Long, And Thanks For Alan Rickman

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! As sad day hit us recently as the amazing and talented actor, Alan Rickman unfortunately lost the battle to cancer. This week Phil, Dehart, Cheats and myself decided to honor the man by going through a couple of his lesser known Science Fiction movies. In this episode, we roast through Galaxy Quest as well as the insanely underrated adaptation to the book by Douglas Adams, The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy. In this episode, you will hear us talk about what planet we would most like to visit or live on, we talk about how Galaxy Quest may indeed be the best Star Trek movie ever made, and we talk about how we all imagine Alan Rickman being uncomfortably shoved into the Marvin suit. Enjoy!

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Wednesday
Jan272016

MPM: Ep. 209 - The Ecks Wife

Welcome everyone to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week Dehart has chosen a couple of "versus" movies for us to roast through. The first of which is widely considered one of the worst big-budget films of all time, and number one on Rotten Tomatoes "terrible" list, Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever. The second movie was a pleasant surprise and somewhat underrated summer blockbuster from 2011, Cowboys & Aliens. In this episode, you'll hear our terrible attempts at how to demolish our arch enemies, you'll hear Dehart give the correct description of a mercy knife, and once again, about a thousand references to Kurt Russell and Air Force One. Enjoy!

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Wednesday
Jan202016

MPM: Ep. 208 - Shwarmageddon

 

Hello everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week Phil, Dehart, Cheats and myself go through a couple of Earth-ending asteroid movies that both come from the year 1998. In this episode, we roast through the huge Michael Bay hit, Armageddon as well as the FAR less good "Christian-themed" Deep Impact. In this episode, you'll hear all of our made up space sicknesses,  we talk about the fact that Armageddon is mostly one giant Aerosmith-accompanied montage, and we all talk about how Deep Impact just hammers us all over the head with religion. Enjoy!

 

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Wednesday
Jan132016

MPM: Ep. 207 - The Abominable Gleeson

Hello everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week, Cheats, Phil, Dehart and myself go through a couple of "Cyberpunk" movies from 2012. We roast through a remake we've all been dreading to review with the 2012 version of Total Recall as well as talk about one of the more pleasant lower-profile comic books movies that we all (well, most of us) have seen with the updated version of Dredd. In this episode, you will hear us decide what type of Rekall we'd go to...if there weren't any good ones available, you'll hear us all gang up on Cheats for his opinions, and you'll hear me question the decision to put Bill Weasley in everything. Enjoy!

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