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This section will feature the cream-of-the-crop, the best of the best when it comes to unitedcypher productions.  New to the site?  This is the perfect way to get an introduction to what we do!

"unitedcypher presents" is our improv radio show where nearly anything can happen, though it's mostly a compilation of our collective life experiences mixed with a bucket of lies and half-cocked accents.   


 Oddball radio personalities Brent "Big Rock" Stone & Tha Shark hijack unitedcypher's improv show, bringing their own sound effects, bumpers and even an advertiser along with them!  

These guys are most deffinately strung out and up to little good, despite trying to stick to the show's format which they apparently despise.  Their weekly-top-40 cocaine-tweeked personas will make you smile.



The Mysteries of the Universe are unveiled!  Join ex-scientist and Poleitsher Prize winning war correspondant Paul Miller as he interviews a war veteran who was allegedly abducted and brain-raped by aliens, the publisher and co-author of a book on the aforementioned brain-rape, and a skeptic who thinks that both of them are denying the truth.... About Spacesquatch! 


 "Motion Picture Meltdown" is a movie review podcast without the sponsors or the prestigious hollywood trappings.  It is produced by Stephen and hosted by Stephen, Mark, Philip and the occasional guests.  It's a fast paced show that's hilarious from start to finish.

Ice to the Third Power!

Stephen, Mark, Philip & Travis ( of unitedcypher presents ) divulge their colorful opinions regarding two of the cheesiest movies John Carpenter has ever concocted - Anaconda and Ghosts of Mars.  The gang exposes snake innards, 'dangerous criminals' and the mystery of the movie that's basically a remake of an old Carpenter movie with that naked chick from Species.

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Motion Picture Meltdown

MPM: Ep. 241 - Max Porpoise


Hello everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week, Cheats picks the two movies in sneaky Cheats faction (it wasn't supposed to be his pick), and chooses a couple of video game based movies for us to watch. I know, there are SO MANY good ones to choose from, right? This week he picks Doom and Max Payne. In this episode, you'll hear us decide on which games we'd love to see made into a movie or miniseries, Phil gets super pissed off about a syfy door, and we think Mark Wahlberg was handed the script for Max Payne the day it was shot. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 240 - John Carpenter's The F-O-Double G

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week, I pick a couple of movies to celebrate the original Scream Queen, Jamie Lee Curtis! In this episode, we go through two films from 1980 that really helped kick off Jamie's career post Halloween. We check out Terror Train and John Carpenter's The Fog. You'll hear us debate over the best Carpenter score, we talk about how The Fog was really just a bad day after 4/20, and Philip really, really doesn't like Terror Train. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 239 - Purge Preppin'

Happy Purge Day from Motion Picture Meltdown! We've got another great episode here for you fine purgers out there, as Phil picks the movies for this week. As if you didn't know already, he picked The Purge and The Purge: Anarachy. In this episode, you'll hear how each one of us would or wouldn't purge, we hate on Ethan Hawke for being the WORST purge prepper in history, and wonder why the hell you just wouldn't go on vacation out of country for the purge. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 238 - Dickquilibrium

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! Things have been busy lately, so we apologize for not releasing an episode last week (we really aren't sorry), but we're back in the swing of things and Cheats picked a couple of winners for us this week....or maybe not. In this episode, we roast through Season of the Witch and The Last Witch Hunter. You'll hear us create our own hexes, figure out which one of these movies is a buddy cop film, and wonder how Nic Cage found a hair stylist in Medieval Times. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 237 - Learner's Permit To Kill

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week, Dehart picks a couple of movies based on 80's TV shows! We roast through the Michael Mann remake of his own show, Miami Vice as well as the action-packed 2010 "Prequel" of the show, The A-Team. In this episode you'll hear us create our own new movies based on old shows, we get super angry about Colin Ferrel's mustache, and talk about how unfortunate it is for your name to almost have the word "shart" in it. Enjoy!


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