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Listening Guide

This section will feature the cream-of-the-crop, the best of the best when it comes to unitedcypher productions.  New to the site?  This is the perfect way to get an introduction to what we do!

"unitedcypher presents" is our improv radio show where nearly anything can happen, though it's mostly a compilation of our collective life experiences mixed with a bucket of lies and half-cocked accents.   


 Oddball radio personalities Brent "Big Rock" Stone & Tha Shark hijack unitedcypher's improv show, bringing their own sound effects, bumpers and even an advertiser along with them!  

These guys are most deffinately strung out and up to little good, despite trying to stick to the show's format which they apparently despise.  Their weekly-top-40 cocaine-tweeked personas will make you smile.



The Mysteries of the Universe are unveiled!  Join ex-scientist and Poleitsher Prize winning war correspondant Paul Miller as he interviews a war veteran who was allegedly abducted and brain-raped by aliens, the publisher and co-author of a book on the aforementioned brain-rape, and a skeptic who thinks that both of them are denying the truth.... About Spacesquatch! 


 "Motion Picture Meltdown" is a movie review podcast without the sponsors or the prestigious hollywood trappings.  It is produced by Stephen and hosted by Stephen, Mark, Philip and the occasional guests.  It's a fast paced show that's hilarious from start to finish.

Ice to the Third Power!

Stephen, Mark, Philip & Travis ( of unitedcypher presents ) divulge their colorful opinions regarding two of the cheesiest movies John Carpenter has ever concocted - Anaconda and Ghosts of Mars.  The gang exposes snake innards, 'dangerous criminals' and the mystery of the movie that's basically a remake of an old Carpenter movie with that naked chick from Species.

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MPM: Ep. 226 - Snack Williams

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We continue The Monster Month of May by doing a couple of "aquatic" monster movies for my picks. We journey back into the 80's and go through one of the more popular 80's creature features, Alligator, as well as the popular, yet very crappy CG filled buttfest from 1998, Deep Rising. In this episode. you'll hear us all pick our most feared monster environments, you'll hear our anger with the logic of opening doors with a shotgun, and Phil thinks the cop from Alligator is the worst human ever. Enjoy! 

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MPM: Ep 225 - Cthug-Life

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We continue the Monster Month of May as Phil picks a couple of movies from 1997. This week we roast through the creature feature based on the Preston and Child book, The Relic as well as the lesser-known Guerrmo Del Toro flick, Mimic. In this episode, you'll hear us talk some serious shit about Tom Sizemore, we wonder what giant bug we would all turn into, and we decide that The Relic's director is simply....whelming. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 224 - Praliens & Dick

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We continue the Monster Month of May with a couple of picks from Dehart! While not traditionally monsters, these movies can definitely be defended under the monster genre. This week, Dehart chooses Alien vs. Predator and Alien vs. Predator: Requiem. In this episode, you'll hear Phil and myself get uber pissed about non-Arnold people saying Arnold quotes, you'll hear us argue over what a compitent director is, and Phil creates a new ice cream flavor. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 223 - Lady Gagzilla


Hey everyone! That awesome time of year is upon us once again as Motion Picture Meltdown brings you our annual Monster Month of May!!! Every year in May we make every week's episode solely about monster movies. Cheats picks this weeks movies and has us kick off the month in style by roasting through a couple of "Giant Monster" movies. In this episode, we roast through the surprisingly awesome Gamera: Guardian of the Universe and the absolute shitshow Toho follow-up to the American released failure, Godzilla 2000. You'll hear us create a Kaiju, you'll hear us trash talk all of the terrible dubbing, and you'll hear how stupid Phil thinks it is that Gamera has rocket boosters. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 222 - Blob, Bringer of Justice! 


Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week I pick the movies specifically to gross out Cheats, and we roast through a couple of awesome goo-filled horror classics from the 1980's, chock full of practical effects. In this episode we go through The Stuff and the 1988 remake of The Blob. In this episode, you'll hear us come up with our own generic brands, Phil gets a little bother by how disturbing 80's sexual assault logic is, and we all wish our names were as cool as Chocolate Chip Charlie. Enjoy!

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