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This section will feature the cream-of-the-crop, the best of the best when it comes to unitedcypher productions.  New to the site?  This is the perfect way to get an introduction to what we do!

"unitedcypher presents" is our improv radio show where nearly anything can happen, though it's mostly a compilation of our collective life experiences mixed with a bucket of lies and half-cocked accents.   

 WTTS THE TITS 

 Oddball radio personalities Brent "Big Rock" Stone & Tha Shark hijack unitedcypher's improv show, bringing their own sound effects, bumpers and even an advertiser along with them!  

These guys are most deffinately strung out and up to little good, despite trying to stick to the show's format which they apparently despise.  Their weekly-top-40 cocaine-tweeked personas will make you smile.

 

 Paranaelianomoly 

The Mysteries of the Universe are unveiled!  Join ex-scientist and Poleitsher Prize winning war correspondant Paul Miller as he interviews a war veteran who was allegedly abducted and brain-raped by aliens, the publisher and co-author of a book on the aforementioned brain-rape, and a skeptic who thinks that both of them are denying the truth.... About Spacesquatch! 

 

 "Motion Picture Meltdown" is a movie review podcast without the sponsors or the prestigious hollywood trappings.  It is produced by Stephen and hosted by Stephen, Mark, Philip and the occasional guests.  It's a fast paced show that's hilarious from start to finish.

Ice to the Third Power!

Stephen, Mark, Philip & Travis ( of unitedcypher presents ) divulge their colorful opinions regarding two of the cheesiest movies John Carpenter has ever concocted - Anaconda and Ghosts of Mars.  The gang exposes snake innards, 'dangerous criminals' and the mystery of the movie that's basically a remake of an old Carpenter movie with that naked chick from Species.

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Wednesday
Dec172014

Motion Picture Meltdown: Episode 152 - Serve Up Some Of That Putin Pie

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We're continuing our ALL REQUESTS December with a couple of obscure gems from the horror and science fiction genres. Dehart, Phil and myself were asked to roast through Laserhawk by our special guest from last week and Phil's brother, Ed. We also roast through a "gem" from the 80's suggested by the host of the Pod People Podcast and sometimes an MPM guest host, Joel Mengel. We go through Rawhead Rex. In this episode, you'll hear us talk about our favorite horror/christmas themed movies, we discuss the director of Laserhawk's sneaky motion to get Mark Hamill, and decide that power ranger villain entrances are NOT the way to go. Enjoy!

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Monday
Dec152014

Gloom - Talks Over Games Unplugged

Unitedcypher Talks Over Games is just that - The staff of unitedcypher.com plays a game so you don't have to, all the while making observations on it's quality.  This is the third installment of this series of tabletop games.  This week we play Gloom, a very unique card game with transparent cards and a morbid sense of humor.  Check it out.

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Wednesday
Dec102014

Motion Picture Meltdown: Episode 151 - The Dude Has Bungalow Fever

 

Hello everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We hope you're having a great holiday season! This whole month we are doing request episodes so make sure to get your requests to us ASAP! This week we've taken a request from our friend Wayne via Facebook, who wanted us to roast through the newest sequel(prequel?) of the Cabin Fever franchise with Cabin Fever: Patient Zero as well as go over one of ALL of our favorite movies per request from our special guest Ed's wife, The Big Lebowski! In this episode, we talk about the worst Christmas ornaments to step on, we discuss our favorite Coen brothers movies, and decide that the people that made Cabin Fever don't actually know what patient zero means. Enjoy!

 

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Monday
Dec082014

Machi Koro - Talks Over Games Unplugged

Unitedcypher Talks Over Games is just that - The staff of unitedcypher.com plays a game so you don't have to, all the while making observations on it's quality.  This is the second installment of this series of tabletop games.  This week we play Machi Koro, a card and die engine building game.  Check it out.

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Wednesday
Dec032014

Motion Picture Meltdown: Episode 150 - The People's Piercer

Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! For the ENTIRE month of December we are doing movies that you, the listeners suggest us to do. The movies don't have to have anything to do with each other and we will do our best to accomodate everyones suggestions! This week, we go to some suggestions from one of our every-week listener, Cameron! She suggested we do a hot and cold podcast and roast through the mummy spinoff movie, The Scorpion King  as well the 2014 critically accalimed post-apocalyptic film Snowpiercer. In this episode, you'll hear us talk about our least favorite holiday songs, we talk about The Rock's "little elbow pad", and talk about the physics of trains plowing through ice. Enjoy!

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