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Listening Guide

This section will feature the cream-of-the-crop, the best of the best when it comes to unitedcypher productions.  New to the site?  This is the perfect way to get an introduction to what we do!

"unitedcypher presents" is our improv radio show where nearly anything can happen, though it's mostly a compilation of our collective life experiences mixed with a bucket of lies and half-cocked accents.   


 Oddball radio personalities Brent "Big Rock" Stone & Tha Shark hijack unitedcypher's improv show, bringing their own sound effects, bumpers and even an advertiser along with them!  

These guys are most deffinately strung out and up to little good, despite trying to stick to the show's format which they apparently despise.  Their weekly-top-40 cocaine-tweeked personas will make you smile.



The Mysteries of the Universe are unveiled!  Join ex-scientist and Poleitsher Prize winning war correspondant Paul Miller as he interviews a war veteran who was allegedly abducted and brain-raped by aliens, the publisher and co-author of a book on the aforementioned brain-rape, and a skeptic who thinks that both of them are denying the truth.... About Spacesquatch! 


 "Motion Picture Meltdown" is a movie review podcast without the sponsors or the prestigious hollywood trappings.  It is produced by Stephen and hosted by Stephen, Mark, Philip and the occasional guests.  It's a fast paced show that's hilarious from start to finish.

Ice to the Third Power!

Stephen, Mark, Philip & Travis ( of unitedcypher presents ) divulge their colorful opinions regarding two of the cheesiest movies John Carpenter has ever concocted - Anaconda and Ghosts of Mars.  The gang exposes snake innards, 'dangerous criminals' and the mystery of the movie that's basically a remake of an old Carpenter movie with that naked chick from Species.

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Motion Picture Meltdown: Episode 131 - Gmork & Mindy

Hey everyone! Welcome to episode #131 of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week Phil, Dehart, and myself take a trip back into the realm of our childhoods, only to have our hopes and dreams crushed again by that Artax scene! That's right! We roast through The Neverending Story trilogy! We talk about all three movies in all their greatness...and terribleness of course! Check it out to hear Dehart talk about child depression in film, hear us talk about Falcor's mange, and that maybe they wanted the actor that played Atreyu to die in real life. Enjoy!

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Motion Picture Meltdown: Episode 130 - Carl Weathers Sings For Creed.

Hello everyone! Welcome to episode #130 of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week Dehart, Phil, and myself break down probably the two best and well-known boxing movies of all time. We go through Rocky and Martin Scorcese's Raging Bull. In this episode, Dehart and myself deduct why Phil is a terrorist for never seeing any Rocky movies, we talk about the differences in an uplifting ending and a depressing ending, and we even win the award for saying retard the most times in a podcast. Enjoy!

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Motion Picture Meltdown: Episode 129 - Long Live The King

Hey everyone! Welcome to episode #129 of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week we are joined by the co-host of The Pod People Podcast, Joel Mengel! He joins Phil, Dehart, and myself as we go over a couple movies that were written by one of our favorite author's Stephen King. We roast through one of his best movies with Misery as well as possibly his worst in Stephen King's Sleepwalkers. In this episode you will hear us talk about the proper way to drive your muscle car on ice, we talk about Kathy Bate's ankle-splitting performance, we discuss the awesomeness of police cats, and Joel finally tells us why he hates Phil. Enjoy!

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Motion Picture Meltdown: Episode 128 - They Pissed Away The Budget...And Kevin Costner Gargled It.

 Hello everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week, Philip, Dehart, and myself decide to jump into the future and roast through a couple of post-apocalyptic movies! We go through a lesser known Golan Globus film America 3000 as well as a more well-known big budget hit, Waterworld. In this episode, you'll hear us talk about our qualms with 80's music being popular 900(?) years in the future, we decide the new tagline for Waterworld, and ask ourselves why Kevin Costner can't make a movie under 3 hours long. Enjoy!

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Motion Picture Meltdown: Episode 127 - Buying Speed at the Peddlar's Mall

Hello everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week Dehart, Phil, and myself travel into the 90's to question a couple of action flicks and whether they are essential to the action lover's collection. In this episode we roast throught Speed and Speed 2: Cruise Control. You'll hear great conversations on the fluidness of Keanue Reeves' acting, we debate the villain role perfection of Dennis Hopper, and Phil literally has a list of things he'd rather do than ever watch Speed 2 again. Enjoy!

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