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This section will feature the cream-of-the-crop, the best of the best when it comes to unitedcypher productions.  New to the site?  This is the perfect way to get an introduction to what we do!

"unitedcypher presents" is our improv radio show where nearly anything can happen, though it's mostly a compilation of our collective life experiences mixed with a bucket of lies and half-cocked accents.   

 WTTS THE TITS 

 Oddball radio personalities Brent "Big Rock" Stone & Tha Shark hijack unitedcypher's improv show, bringing their own sound effects, bumpers and even an advertiser along with them!  

These guys are most deffinately strung out and up to little good, despite trying to stick to the show's format which they apparently despise.  Their weekly-top-40 cocaine-tweeked personas will make you smile.

 

 Paranaelianomoly 

The Mysteries of the Universe are unveiled!  Join ex-scientist and Poleitsher Prize winning war correspondant Paul Miller as he interviews a war veteran who was allegedly abducted and brain-raped by aliens, the publisher and co-author of a book on the aforementioned brain-rape, and a skeptic who thinks that both of them are denying the truth.... About Spacesquatch! 

 

 "Motion Picture Meltdown" is a movie review podcast without the sponsors or the prestigious hollywood trappings.  It is produced by Stephen and hosted by Stephen, Mark, Philip and the occasional guests.  It's a fast paced show that's hilarious from start to finish.

Ice to the Third Power!

Stephen, Mark, Philip & Travis ( of unitedcypher presents ) divulge their colorful opinions regarding two of the cheesiest movies John Carpenter has ever concocted - Anaconda and Ghosts of Mars.  The gang exposes snake innards, 'dangerous criminals' and the mystery of the movie that's basically a remake of an old Carpenter movie with that naked chick from Species.

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Tuesday
Sep022014

Metal Storm for NES - Talks Over Games

Unitedcypher Talks Over Games is just that - The staff of unitedcypher.com plays a video game so you don't have to, all the while making observations on it's quality.  This is the final installment of this series of NES games.  This week we play Metal Storm, an action platformer where you play as a mech.  Needless to say, it's bad ass.  Check it out.

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Wednesday
Aug272014

Motion Picture Meltdown: Episode 136 - Steven Seagal in...The Expandables.

Hello everyone! Welcome to episode #136 of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week, Dehart, Phil, and myself roast the classic action hero Steven Seagal for the first time as we go through Under Siege  and Under Siege II: Dark Territory. In this episode, you will hear us tak about what we think makes the perfect movie villain, we talk about our castings for "The Expandables", and we discuss the most relaxing way to break someone's neck. Enjoy!

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Monday
Aug252014

Jackie Chan's Action Kung Fu for NES - Talks Over Games

Unitedcypher Talks Over Games is just that - The staff of unitedcypher.com plays a video game so you don't have to, all the while making observations on it's quality.  This is the fourth of a series of NES games.  This week we have Jackie Chan's Action Kung Fu.  It's a platformer starring action movie star, stuntman, comedian, and sometimes singer, Jackie Chan.  Check it out.

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Wednesday
Aug202014

Motion Picture Meltdown: Episode 135 - We Love You, Robin.

Hello everyone! Welcome to episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! In this episode we pay our upmost respects to one of our favorite actors and the amazing life and career that he had. Unfortunately Robin Williams passed away last week, which was an emotional ride for all of us. We thought it would be best to celebrate him by bringing Mark "The Shark" Hinton back and talking about three of our favorite movies of his. We go over Mrs. Doubtfire, Good Will Hunting, and Death To Smoochy. You will hear us talk about our favorite Robin moments, talk about his great transitions from comedy to more serious roles, and go through some very emotional listener feedback. Enjoy!

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Monday
Aug182014

Kid Klown for NES - Talks Over Games

Unitedcypher Talks Over Games is just that - The staff of unitedcypher.com plays a video game so you don't have to, all the while making observations on it's quality.  This is the third of a series of NES games.  This week we have Kid Klown in Night Mayor World.  It's a very odd platforming game with clowns (surprisingly it was Mickey Mouse III: Balloon Dreams in Japan).  That about say it all.  Check it out.

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