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This section will feature the cream-of-the-crop, the best of the best when it comes to unitedcypher productions.  New to the site?  This is the perfect way to get an introduction to what we do!

"unitedcypher presents" is our improv radio show where nearly anything can happen, though it's mostly a compilation of our collective life experiences mixed with a bucket of lies and half-cocked accents.   

 WTTS THE TITS 

 Oddball radio personalities Brent "Big Rock" Stone & Tha Shark hijack unitedcypher's improv show, bringing their own sound effects, bumpers and even an advertiser along with them!  

These guys are most deffinately strung out and up to little good, despite trying to stick to the show's format which they apparently despise.  Their weekly-top-40 cocaine-tweeked personas will make you smile.

 

 Paranaelianomoly 

The Mysteries of the Universe are unveiled!  Join ex-scientist and Poleitsher Prize winning war correspondant Paul Miller as he interviews a war veteran who was allegedly abducted and brain-raped by aliens, the publisher and co-author of a book on the aforementioned brain-rape, and a skeptic who thinks that both of them are denying the truth.... About Spacesquatch! 

 

 "Motion Picture Meltdown" is a movie review podcast without the sponsors or the prestigious hollywood trappings.  It is produced by Stephen and hosted by Stephen, Mark, Philip and the occasional guests.  It's a fast paced show that's hilarious from start to finish.

Ice to the Third Power!

Stephen, Mark, Philip & Travis ( of unitedcypher presents ) divulge their colorful opinions regarding two of the cheesiest movies John Carpenter has ever concocted - Anaconda and Ghosts of Mars.  The gang exposes snake innards, 'dangerous criminals' and the mystery of the movie that's basically a remake of an old Carpenter movie with that naked chick from Species.

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Wednesday
Aug202014

Motion Picture Meltdown: Episode 135 - We Love You, Robin.

Hello everyone! Welcome to episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! In this episode we pay our upmost respects to one of our favorite actors and the amazing life and career that he had. Unfortunately Robin Williams passed away last week, which was an emotional ride for all of us. We thought it would be best to celebrate him by bringing Mark "The Shark" Hinton back and talking about three of our favorite movies of his. We go over Mrs. Doubtfire, Good Will Hunting, and Death To Smoochy. You will hear us talk about our favorite Robin moments, talk about his great transitions from comedy to more serious roles, and go through some very emotional listener feedback. Enjoy!

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Monday
Aug182014

Kid Klown for NES - Talks Over Games

Unitedcypher Talks Over Games is just that - The staff of unitedcypher.com plays a video game so you don't have to, all the while making observations on it's quality.  This is the third of a series of NES games.  This week we have Kid Klown in Night Mayor World.  It's a very odd platforming game with clowns (surprisingly it was Mickey Mouse III: Balloon Dreams in Japan).  That about say it all.  Check it out.

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Thursday
Aug142014

Motion Picture Meltdown: Episode 134 - The Zealand Disease Control. 

Hello everyone! Welcome to the episode #134 of Motion Picture Meltdown! After bringing up Peter Jackson last week, we decided that we'd roast through a couple of his older movies from the horror genre! This week, Philip, Dehart, and myself go through Dead/Alive (Braindead) as well as The Frighteners. In this episode, you will hear us talk about whether where we think Jackson should go in his cinematic journey, we speak of the glory of 80's gooey gore. We also discuss whether The Frightners has an identy problem or not. Enjoy!

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Wednesday
Aug062014

Motion Picture Meltdown: Episode 133 - Roald Dahl, The Dark Lord.

Hello everyone! Welcome to episode #133 of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week Phil, Dehart, and myself step into the mind of classic children's book writer Roald Dahl's movie adaptations, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory as well as the 2009 Wes Anderson animated film, Fantastic Mr. Fox. In this episode you will hear us talk about our favorite Dahl inspired stories and movies, try and find insight on why Gene Wilder seems like such an asshole, and figure out exactly how Roald Dahl steals the souls of pure-of-heart children. Enjoy!

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Wednesday
Jul302014

Motion Picture Meltdown: Episode 132 - Subliminal Sext Messaging

Hello everyone! Welcome to episode #132 of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week, Phil, Dehart, and myself go over a couple of former wrestler-turned actor movies...and for once it isn't Hulk Hogan! We jump back into the 80's and go over a couple of "Rowdy" Roddy Piper movies. We roast through the cult classic Hell Comes To Frogtown as well as the John Carpenter great, They Live. In this episode, we talk about the triumphs that come with wearing a Mercedes symbol around your neck, we claim that Keith David is just evil Morgan Freeman, and talk about the constant sexualization of advertisement. Enjoy!

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