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This section will feature the cream-of-the-crop, the best of the best when it comes to unitedcypher productions.  New to the site?  This is the perfect way to get an introduction to what we do!

"unitedcypher presents" is our improv radio show where nearly anything can happen, though it's mostly a compilation of our collective life experiences mixed with a bucket of lies and half-cocked accents.   

 WTTS THE TITS 

 Oddball radio personalities Brent "Big Rock" Stone & Tha Shark hijack unitedcypher's improv show, bringing their own sound effects, bumpers and even an advertiser along with them!  

These guys are most deffinately strung out and up to little good, despite trying to stick to the show's format which they apparently despise.  Their weekly-top-40 cocaine-tweeked personas will make you smile.

 

 Paranaelianomoly 

The Mysteries of the Universe are unveiled!  Join ex-scientist and Poleitsher Prize winning war correspondant Paul Miller as he interviews a war veteran who was allegedly abducted and brain-raped by aliens, the publisher and co-author of a book on the aforementioned brain-rape, and a skeptic who thinks that both of them are denying the truth.... About Spacesquatch! 

 

 "Motion Picture Meltdown" is a movie review podcast without the sponsors or the prestigious hollywood trappings.  It is produced by Stephen and hosted by Stephen, Mark, Philip and the occasional guests.  It's a fast paced show that's hilarious from start to finish.

Ice to the Third Power!

Stephen, Mark, Philip & Travis ( of unitedcypher presents ) divulge their colorful opinions regarding two of the cheesiest movies John Carpenter has ever concocted - Anaconda and Ghosts of Mars.  The gang exposes snake innards, 'dangerous criminals' and the mystery of the movie that's basically a remake of an old Carpenter movie with that naked chick from Species.

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Monday
Mar022015

Anime Assholes: Anime Alphabet - Letter B

Unitedcypher Presents proudly brings you what for the moment is still being called Anime Assholes: Anime Alphabet.  Each week Evan and DeHart will be watching and talking about some anime series or movies from one letter of the alphabet. This week for letter B, we picked the first of a series anime movies, Berserk Golden Age Arc I: The Egg of the King, and the often confusing series not to be confused with the tire brand, Big O.  Check it out.

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Tuesday
Feb242015

Motion Picture Meltdown: Episode 162 - The Alien Amputee Actor's Guild (AAAG)

  

 

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! To finish up our fantasy movie theme of February, Phil, Dehart and myself decided to struggle through seemingly one of the longest (and shittiest) fantasy movies ever, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves as well as a classic fantasy/science fiction film that was special to all of us 80's children with The Last Starfighter. In this episode you will hear us decide how we would manipulate the our paths to reaching the crown, we wonder exactly what movie Alan Rickman thinks he's in, and question Kevin Costner's constant need for a butt double. Enjoy!

 

 

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Wednesday
Feb182015

Anime Assholes: Anime Alphabet - Letter A

Unitedcypher Presents returns after a long absense with a new series shows, Anime Assholes: Anime Alphabet.  Each week Evan and DeHart will be watching and talking about some anime series or movies from one letter of the alphabet. Starting of with the letter A, we picked one of the most well known anime movies, 1988's Akira, and a popular ongoing series, Attack on Titan.  Check it out.

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Wednesday
Feb182015

Motion Picture Meltdown: Episode 161 - Merle 'n Around Town

  

 

 Hello everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! Continuing our Fantasy genere theme of February, Phil, Dehart and myself go back into our comfort zone of the 80's, and go through a couple of fantasy fan favorites. We roast the 1981 King Arthur story, Excalibur, as well as one of the most amazing love story movies of all time, The Princess Bride. In this episode, we talk about whether we'd rather be the Dread Pirate Roberts or King Arthur, Phil explains his idea for a retelling of the King Arthur story, and we find out which child celebrity Dehart's parents used to call him. Enjoy!

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Wednesday
Feb112015

Motion Picture Meltdown: Episode 160 - Six Degrees of Hard-On

 

Hello everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week Phil, Dehart and myself are joined by another fantastic special guest. Skyping in from California we welcome another of Nerds on Film's cohosts, Roxi Nobari! To continue our Science Fiction/Fantasy month, we jump back into the 80's to go through a couple of the less-than stellar and poorly received movies Enemy Mine and Dune. In this episode, Roxi fantasizes about the gay love quarrel that Dennis Quaid and an alien share, Phil talks about a mystery orgy scene in the extended version of Dune, and we all pick which 80's alien we'd least like to be marooned on a planet with. Enjoy!

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