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Listening Guide

This section will feature the cream-of-the-crop, the best of the best when it comes to unitedcypher productions.  New to the site?  This is the perfect way to get an introduction to what we do!

"unitedcypher presents" is our improv radio show where nearly anything can happen, though it's mostly a compilation of our collective life experiences mixed with a bucket of lies and half-cocked accents.   


 Oddball radio personalities Brent "Big Rock" Stone & Tha Shark hijack unitedcypher's improv show, bringing their own sound effects, bumpers and even an advertiser along with them!  

These guys are most deffinately strung out and up to little good, despite trying to stick to the show's format which they apparently despise.  Their weekly-top-40 cocaine-tweeked personas will make you smile.



The Mysteries of the Universe are unveiled!  Join ex-scientist and Poleitsher Prize winning war correspondant Paul Miller as he interviews a war veteran who was allegedly abducted and brain-raped by aliens, the publisher and co-author of a book on the aforementioned brain-rape, and a skeptic who thinks that both of them are denying the truth.... About Spacesquatch! 


 "Motion Picture Meltdown" is a movie review podcast without the sponsors or the prestigious hollywood trappings.  It is produced by Stephen and hosted by Stephen, Mark, Philip and the occasional guests.  It's a fast paced show that's hilarious from start to finish.

Ice to the Third Power!

Stephen, Mark, Philip & Travis ( of unitedcypher presents ) divulge their colorful opinions regarding two of the cheesiest movies John Carpenter has ever concocted - Anaconda and Ghosts of Mars.  The gang exposes snake innards, 'dangerous criminals' and the mystery of the movie that's basically a remake of an old Carpenter movie with that naked chick from Species.

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MPM: Ep. 223 - Lady Gagzilla


Hey everyone! That awesome time of year is upon us once again as Motion Picture Meltdown brings you our annual Monster Month of May!!! Every year in May we make every week's episode solely about monster movies. Cheats picks this weeks movies and has us kick off the month in style by roasting through a couple of "Giant Monster" movies. In this episode, we roast through the surprisingly awesome Gamera: Guardian of the Universe and the absolute shitshow Toho follow-up to the American released failure, Godzilla 2000. You'll hear us create a Kaiju, you'll hear us trash talk all of the terrible dubbing, and you'll hear how stupid Phil thinks it is that Gamera has rocket boosters. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 222 - Blob, Bringer of Justice! 


Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week I pick the movies specifically to gross out Cheats, and we roast through a couple of awesome goo-filled horror classics from the 1980's, chock full of practical effects. In this episode we go through The Stuff and the 1988 remake of The Blob. In this episode, you'll hear us come up with our own generic brands, Phil gets a little bother by how disturbing 80's sexual assault logic is, and we all wish our names were as cool as Chocolate Chip Charlie. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 221 - The Denzel Cop Game


Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week Dehart picks a couple of 90's Denzel Washington movies (what could go wrong, right?). In this episode we roast through the complete train-wreck science fiction film from 1995, Virtuosity as well as the possibly underrated movie filled with 90's stink, Fallen...or as Cheats likes to call it, The Fallen. This week, you'll hear us play the Denzel Cop Game, you'll hear some very differing opinions on these Denzel movies, and Cheats, Phil, and Dehart almost sweat to death! Enjoy!


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MPM: Ep. 220 - CCH Royale


Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week, Phil chooses a couple movies that have been on our list for a long time. We jump to right before the Y2K scare and roast through the apocalyptic End of Days as well as the surprisingly good vampire movie from a few years ago, Stake Land. In this episode, we discuss our favorite Arnold movies for the billionth time, we wonder about all the super powers under Satan's wing, and Dehart talks about wanting to go to Steakland. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 219 - Xylophone Suicide Vest


Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week, Cheats picks the movies for us as we roast through a couple of live-action flicks that might as well be silver-screen versions of Anime. We roast through the cult classic, The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across The 8th Dimension as well as Six-String Samurai. In this episode, you will hear us choose our musical weapon of death, we all once again talk about Peter Weller's villain face, and one of our listeners gives us a new weekly game to play. Enjoy!

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