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This section will feature the cream-of-the-crop, the best of the best when it comes to unitedcypher productions.  New to the site?  This is the perfect way to get an introduction to what we do!

"unitedcypher presents" is our improv radio show where nearly anything can happen, though it's mostly a compilation of our collective life experiences mixed with a bucket of lies and half-cocked accents.   


 Oddball radio personalities Brent "Big Rock" Stone & Tha Shark hijack unitedcypher's improv show, bringing their own sound effects, bumpers and even an advertiser along with them!  

These guys are most deffinately strung out and up to little good, despite trying to stick to the show's format which they apparently despise.  Their weekly-top-40 cocaine-tweeked personas will make you smile.



The Mysteries of the Universe are unveiled!  Join ex-scientist and Poleitsher Prize winning war correspondant Paul Miller as he interviews a war veteran who was allegedly abducted and brain-raped by aliens, the publisher and co-author of a book on the aforementioned brain-rape, and a skeptic who thinks that both of them are denying the truth.... About Spacesquatch! 


 "Motion Picture Meltdown" is a movie review podcast without the sponsors or the prestigious hollywood trappings.  It is produced by Stephen and hosted by Stephen, Mark, Philip and the occasional guests.  It's a fast paced show that's hilarious from start to finish.

Ice to the Third Power!

Stephen, Mark, Philip & Travis ( of unitedcypher presents ) divulge their colorful opinions regarding two of the cheesiest movies John Carpenter has ever concocted - Anaconda and Ghosts of Mars.  The gang exposes snake innards, 'dangerous criminals' and the mystery of the movie that's basically a remake of an old Carpenter movie with that naked chick from Species.

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MPM: Ep 200 (Pt.2) - The Kerminator

Hey everyone! We're so glad you came back to join us for part two of Motion Picture Meltdown's Episode #200! We appreciate all of the great feedback about your MPM experiences and can't wait for you to hear us continue to shit all over ther Terminator series! In part two, Phil, Dehart, Cheats and myself roast through the three latter movies in Terminator III: Rise of the Machines, Terminator: Salvation and the newest sequel, Terminator: Genesys. In this episode, you'll hear us talk about just how convoluted the series is starting to get, we discuss just how perfect John Connor's leutenants are at taking orders, and we have an awesome extended listener feedback section. Enjoy! 

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MPM: Ep 200 (Pt.1) - Donald Trump Is A Terminator

Episode 200 is FINALLY here!!! Welcome everoyne to another great episode of Motion Picture Meltdown. We have come to the long awaited episode 200, and what better treat to give you than a two-part roast fest of the Terminator Series. In part one, Phil, Cheats, Dehart and myself go through the first two parts of the loved franchise. This has been an episode we have talked about doing since before our first episode over seven years ago. We thank you all for 200 amazing episodes and some of you for sticking with us from the beginning. In this episode, you'll hear us discuss which MPM episodes we would go back in time to erase, we compare and contrast T1 and T2 as well as give our opinions on which is better, and discuss whether T2 would be better without Edward Fuhrlong. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 199 - Hey Saddam, How's My Dic Tate?

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We are one episode away from episode #200. We're feeling the need for speed as Dehart, Cheats, Phil and myself roast through a couple of 1980's "dogfighting" movies. We go through the big-bduget Tony Scott/Tom Cruise blockbuster Top Gun as well as the lesser known and more fun(?) movie, Iron Eagle. In this episode, you will hear us all decide on a fictional country we would eradicate, you'll here most of the MPM gang completely shit all over Top Gun, and you'll hear Phil and myself drool over the supreme action star that is Tom Cruise. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 198 - The Murder Tryouts

Hey everyone! Sorry for the dealy, but Halloween Hangovers take time to recover from! Welcome to another episdoe of Motion Picture Meldtown! Don't be fooled, we're not doing Ninja November like last year, but we are kicking off November with a couple of martial arts movies. Join Phil, Cheats, Dehart and myself as we go through two of the more well-known Americanized ninja movies of the 1980's, Enter The Ninja as well as The Last Dragon. Tune in this week as we all share our own personalized ninja attack, Cheats tries to wrongly correct us on the pronunciation of throwing stars, and we discuss the different places a ninja can hide his weapons. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 197 - Log in to the TNDB

Happy Halloween everyone!Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We're finishing up our horror-director themed month by hitting some movies that most people may not have known were directed by the zombie-master himself, George Romero. This week Dehart, Cheats, Phil and myself roast through the two Stephen King/George Romero projects, The Dark Half and the horror anthology fan-favorite, Creepshow. In this episode, you'll hear us discuss our favorite horror anthologies, we talk about how no sane person would ever let themselves be buried alive, and we talk about the our new invention, The Terrible Names Data Base. Enjoy!

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