Motion Picture Meltdown: Season 5/Episode 2: Its Just the Swazye Things Are

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Saturday, March 9, 2013 at 12:55PM

Tiger claw, motha fuckas!

Hello again, and welcome to another great Motion Picture Meltdown episode! In this special Swayzecast, Philip, Mark, and myself roast through possbily Swayze best and biggest movie, Roadhouse, as well as one of his not so familiar movies, in the post-apocalyptic shit-fest known as Steel Dawn. You'll hear categories of Welfare Tuscan Raiders, what exactly it takes to become like a guy one fucks in prison, as well as the fact the Sam Elliot and "Jackie Treehorn" decided to make Roadhouse, and then go film The Big Lebowski together. Enjoy!

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Are you into fish and reptiles? Go visit my buddy Pete at PET'S GALORE on Grimstead Ave. in Louisville, KY for some awesome deals on fish, snakes, lizard, turtles, and all the pet supplies you could ever need! Tell him the douchebags from Motion Picture Meltdown sent you!!

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