Listening Guide

This section will feature the cream-of-the-crop, the best of the best when it comes to unitedcypher productions.  New to the site?  This is the perfect way to get an introduction to what we do!

"unitedcypher presents" is our show of other shows like Anime Alphabet and Fallout Forecast as well as older improv radio where nearly anything can happen, though it's mostly a compilation of our collective life experiences mixed with a bucket of lies and half-cocked accents.   

Anime Alphabet Series Wrap-up

The end of this series a good place to start.  Join Evan and DeHart as they reflect back on the completion of this 6 month project with special guest Cheats.  They relive some of the ups and downs of titles covered during the run of the show and serves as a good preview before going back and starting from the beginning.


The Mysteries of the Universe are unveiled!  Join ex-scientist and Poleitsher Prize winning war correspondant Paul Miller as he interviews a war veteran who was allegedly abducted and brain-raped by aliens, the publisher and co-author of a book on the aforementioned brain-rape, and a skeptic who thinks that both of them are denying the truth.... About Spacesquatch! 


"Motion Picture Meltdown" is a movie review podcast without the sponsors or the prestigious hollywood trappings.  It is produced by Stephen and hosted by Stephen, Philip, Cheats, and DeHart along with the occasional guests.  It's a fast paced show that's hilarious from start to finish.

Ep 139 - The Safe Word Is Banana Pudding!

Welcome back to Not-So Superhero September for Motion Picture Meltdown! We continue our theme with a couple of crappy super-hero movies from the 90's. Phil, DeHart, and Stephen get together with Joel Mengel from The Pod People Podcast once again to roast through Sam Raimi's Darkman as well as Blankman.

Ep 206 - I Murdered Your Father, Wearing Your Father.

This week we kick off the new year by roasting through a couple of John Woo action "classics" from the 1990's. We go over the 1993 hit starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Hard Target as well as John Woo's follow up from 1995, Face/Off.

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Halloween Disc-A-Day 2017: Day 9 - Bloodthirst 2: Revenge of the Chupacabras

Continuing from last year, this project is an attempt to help me get dvds that for one reason or another I’ve never seen off of my shelf and give them a watch.  For the next two days, I've set up a kind of double feature of monster movie sequels where I haven't seen the first movie.  Today I watched Bloodthirst 2: Revenge of the Chupacabras.

IMDb: Bloodthirst 2: Revenge of the Chupacabras (Video 19 April 2005)
Detective Steve Andrews is investigating the disappearance of a pretty college co-ed when he gets a call that an inmate at the Hagerthy Psychiatric Hospital might know something about the case. The inmate, Charles Parker, has been telling the strange story of a vicious vampire-like beast called the Chupacabras that he claims he trapped in a nearby mine and destroyed after it had savagely killed a number of the local citizenry. Among the missing: a girl who matches the description of the college co-ed. Before Andrews can talk to him, however, the inmate escapes leading the Detective into a maze of horror and the realization that he must find the missing girl before time runs out.

The movie does connect to the previous movie.  It's explained well enought that I don't feel like I missed anything, so props for that.  This is fans of ultra low budget movies only.  All the hallmarks are here like stagey dialogue, people that are constantly talking to themselves, and of course the bad creature.  Being from the mid-2000s, it is entirely CG and it is quite the specimen.  It's head is easily one third size of it's body.  The mouth is constantly open showing off it long sharp teeth that are so far apart they look like you could shove a fist between them and not hit either side.  If you're into that sort of thing, you might get a few laughs out of this.  A more patient person would go back and make some gifs of it, but that's not me.  Don't be mislead by the title though.  Chupacabras doesn't imply that it's plural.  That's just how it's said in the world of the film.

Check back tomorrow for another #2.  In the meantime, listen to Motion Picture Meltdown's episode on another cryptid, The Loch Ness Monster, featuring Loch Ness Terror and Incident at Loch Ness.

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