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This section will feature the cream-of-the-crop, the best of the best when it comes to unitedcypher productions.  New to the site?  This is the perfect way to get an introduction to what we do!

"unitedcypher presents" is our show of other shows like Anime Alphabet and Fallout Forecast as well as older improv radio where nearly anything can happen, though it's mostly a compilation of our collective life experiences mixed with a bucket of lies and half-cocked accents.   

Anime Alphabet Series Wrap-up

The end of this series a good place to start.  Join Evan and DeHart as they reflect back on the completion of this 6 month project with special guest Cheats.  They relive some of the ups and downs of titles covered during the run of the show and serves as a good preview before going back and starting from the beginning.


The Mysteries of the Universe are unveiled!  Join ex-scientist and Poleitsher Prize winning war correspondant Paul Miller as he interviews a war veteran who was allegedly abducted and brain-raped by aliens, the publisher and co-author of a book on the aforementioned brain-rape, and a skeptic who thinks that both of them are denying the truth.... About Spacesquatch! 


"Motion Picture Meltdown" is a movie review podcast without the sponsors or the prestigious hollywood trappings.  It is produced by Stephen and hosted by Stephen, Philip, Cheats, and DeHart along with the occasional guests.  It's a fast paced show that's hilarious from start to finish.

Ep 139 - The Safe Word Is Banana Pudding!

Welcome back to Not-So Superhero September for Motion Picture Meltdown! We continue our theme with a couple of crappy super-hero movies from the 90's. Phil, DeHart, and Stephen get together with Joel Mengel from The Pod People Podcast once again to roast through Sam Raimi's Darkman as well as Blankman.

Ep 206 - I Murdered Your Father, Wearing Your Father.

This week we kick off the new year by roasting through a couple of John Woo action "classics" from the 1990's. We go over the 1993 hit starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Hard Target as well as John Woo's follow up from 1995, Face/Off.

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MPM: Ep. 308 - Cloning Around

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We know we're late to the party on Action April, but that's okay, we'll still keep them coming! In this episodes, Dehart picks a couple of action sci-fi flicks that contain replicants. We roast through The 6th Day as well as Surrogates. In this episode, we talk about modern technology we're disappointed in, we discuss that more Arnold is not always a good thing, and we're blow away by Buzz's computers, WOOF! Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep 268 - Everyone Wants An Uzi, Go Uzi, Go!

Hey everyone! We've got another action-packed episode of Motion Picture Meltdown for you, and we couldn't have Action April without the action master himself, Arnold Schwarzenegger! Phil takes the reigns of the picks this week and chooses one of his favorite Arnold movies, True Lies as well as having us all give "old man Arnold" a chance and watch one of his more recent films, Sabotage. In this episode you'll hear why James Cameron never went through with a True Lies sequel, we all create our own sequels to Arnold movies, and Dehart talks about how much he hates the characters in Sabotage. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 220 - CCH Royale


Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week, Phil chooses a couple movies that have been on our list for a long time. We jump to right before the Y2K scare and roast through the apocalyptic End of Days as well as the surprisingly good vampire movie from a few years ago, Stake Land. In this episode, we discuss our favorite Arnold movies for the billionth time, we wonder about all the super powers under Satan's wing, and Dehart talks about wanting to go to Steakland. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep 200 (Pt.2) - The Kerminator

Hey everyone! We're so glad you came back to join us for part two of Motion Picture Meltdown's Episode #200! We appreciate all of the great feedback about your MPM experiences and can't wait for you to hear us continue to shit all over ther Terminator series! In part two, Phil, Dehart, Cheats and myself roast through the three latter movies in Terminator III: Rise of the Machines, Terminator: Salvation and the newest sequel, Terminator: Genesys. In this episode, you'll hear us talk about just how convoluted the series is starting to get, we discuss just how perfect John Connor's leutenants are at taking orders, and we have an awesome extended listener feedback section. Enjoy! 

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MPM: Ep 200 (Pt.1) - Donald Trump Is A Terminator

Episode 200 is FINALLY here!!! Welcome everoyne to another great episode of Motion Picture Meltdown. We have come to the long awaited episode 200, and what better treat to give you than a two-part roast fest of the Terminator Series. In part one, Phil, Cheats, Dehart and myself go through the first two parts of the loved franchise. This has been an episode we have talked about doing since before our first episode over seven years ago. We thank you all for 200 amazing episodes and some of you for sticking with us from the beginning. In this episode, you'll hear us discuss which MPM episodes we would go back in time to erase, we compare and contrast T1 and T2 as well as give our opinions on which is better, and discuss whether T2 would be better without Edward Fuhrlong. Enjoy!

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