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This section will feature the cream-of-the-crop, the best of the best when it comes to unitedcypher productions.  New to the site?  This is the perfect way to get an introduction to what we do!

"unitedcypher presents" is our show of other shows like Anime Alphabet and Fallout Forecast as well as older improv radio where nearly anything can happen, though it's mostly a compilation of our collective life experiences mixed with a bucket of lies and half-cocked accents.   

Anime Alphabet Series Wrap-up

The end of this series a good place to start.  Join Evan and DeHart as they reflect back on the completion of this 6 month project with special guest Cheats.  They relive some of the ups and downs of titles covered during the run of the show and serves as a good preview before going back and starting from the beginning.

Paranaelianomoly 

The Mysteries of the Universe are unveiled!  Join ex-scientist and Poleitsher Prize winning war correspondant Paul Miller as he interviews a war veteran who was allegedly abducted and brain-raped by aliens, the publisher and co-author of a book on the aforementioned brain-rape, and a skeptic who thinks that both of them are denying the truth.... About Spacesquatch! 

 

"Motion Picture Meltdown" is a movie review podcast without the sponsors or the prestigious hollywood trappings.  It is produced by Stephen and hosted by Stephen, Philip, Cheats, and DeHart along with the occasional guests.  It's a fast paced show that's hilarious from start to finish.

Ep 139 - The Safe Word Is Banana Pudding!

Welcome back to Not-So Superhero September for Motion Picture Meltdown! We continue our theme with a couple of crappy super-hero movies from the 90's. Phil, DeHart, and Stephen get together with Joel Mengel from The Pod People Podcast once again to roast through Sam Raimi's Darkman as well as Blankman.

Ep 206 - I Murdered Your Father, Wearing Your Father.

This week we kick off the new year by roasting through a couple of John Woo action "classics" from the 1990's. We go over the 1993 hit starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Hard Target as well as John Woo's follow up from 1995, Face/Off.

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Wednesday
Dec272017

MPM: Ep. 293 - The John Landis Playbook

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We're keeping the Holiday picks going and apologize for being so busy lately. In this episode we pick a couple of movies with Dehart's favorite things, vehicle explosions! We roast through Convoy and Steel Frontier. You'll hear us come up with out own CB handles, we explain old phrases to Phil, and Cheats talks about his defense mechanisms. Enjoy!

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Wednesday
Jul272016

MPM: Ep. 235 - It's Ho-Ho-Hopeless!

Hello everyone and MERRY CHRISTMAS!(in July). Phil has selected a couple of Christmas movies for us this week in celebration of the terrible made-up holiday in the retail world. But let's be honest, we never get to do actual Christmas movies, because we do listener requests in December! This week, we somehow found another Hulk Hogan movie that we haven't podcasted, so we roast through Santa With Muscles, as well as the Michael Dougherty's follow up film to Trick R Treat, Krampus. In this episode, we all create our own Christmas themed horror icon, we talk about about how Hulk Hogan gets people addicted to his protein poweder, and although we all liked Krampus, we think it lacked a little bite. Enjoy!

 

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Wednesday
Dec302015

MPM: Ep. 205 - Shoot Em With Your Strong Hand

 

Hello everyone! We hope you're having a great holiday season, and we welcome you back to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We have finally come to the end of our request month of December, and as we thought with last week's podcast we might get some more gifts for Christmas, once again we were wrong. After hearing us want to kill ourselves after podcasting the TMNT reboot, or friend Morgan decided he would torture our childhoods a little more by requesting us to roast through the 2014 remake of Robocop. The season wouldn't be complete if the former MPM co-host and resident asshole Mark Hinton didn't request a terrible movie for us to watch, and so indeed he has. Mark request us to bring a little Christmas hatred into our lives as we go through his movie request, Elves. In this episode, you'll hear us question why Robocop's hand was kept alive, you'll hear us discuss that Elves may be suffering from a Troll 2-like conundrum, and we all wonder why Sam Jackson has George Bush hair. Enjoy!

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Wednesday
Dec092015

MPM: Ep. 202 - Classic Bikey

 

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week we continue our Holiday month of gift episodes by roasting through some requests by our faithful listener Clay Nevels, as well as Nerds on Film co-host and multiple MPM guest-host, Sean Moriarty! Clay asked us to go back into the 80's and roast through another movie where Peter Billingsly was the lead (who knew?) called The Dirt Bike Kid. Sean decided to crush all of our dreams and childhoods as he requested that we promptly fist ourselves by watching the 2014 reboot of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. In this episode, we decide which Christmas presents we wish would become sentient, all four of us rage about the new turtles movie (as well as curse Sean's name), and try to think of what exactly Michael Bay has on Megan Fox. Enjoy!

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Thursday
Dec262013

Motion Picture Meltdown: Episode 104 - Happy Holodicks!

 Hello everyone and welcome to Christmas episode 2 of 3 of Motion Picture Meltdown! We hope you've been stuffing your faces with terrible holidays sweets like fruitcakes and lemon squares, as we've been sitting through loads of Christmas movies trying to find the right ones to roast! This episode, Mark, Philip, and Stephen roast through Billy Murray's holiday classic Scrooged as well as the underrated hit from the 90's starring Denis Leary and Kevin Spacey, The Ref. In this podcast, we talk about the many roles of acting genius Billy Murray, the forever on-going saga of Christmas Carol remakes, the schematics of beating someone senseless with a toaster, the dangers of cat pee, and Mark's holo-teleportation fucksting text message cock. Enjoy!

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