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This section will feature the cream-of-the-crop, the best of the best when it comes to unitedcypher productions.  New to the site?  This is the perfect way to get an introduction to what we do!

"unitedcypher presents" is our show of other shows like Anime Alphabet and Fallout Forecast as well as older improv radio where nearly anything can happen, though it's mostly a compilation of our collective life experiences mixed with a bucket of lies and half-cocked accents.   

Anime Alphabet Series Wrap-up

The end of this series a good place to start.  Join Evan and DeHart as they reflect back on the completion of this 6 month project with special guest Cheats.  They relive some of the ups and downs of titles covered during the run of the show and serves as a good preview before going back and starting from the beginning.

Paranaelianomoly 

The Mysteries of the Universe are unveiled!  Join ex-scientist and Poleitsher Prize winning war correspondant Paul Miller as he interviews a war veteran who was allegedly abducted and brain-raped by aliens, the publisher and co-author of a book on the aforementioned brain-rape, and a skeptic who thinks that both of them are denying the truth.... About Spacesquatch! 

 

"Motion Picture Meltdown" is a movie review podcast without the sponsors or the prestigious hollywood trappings.  It is produced by Stephen and hosted by Stephen, Philip, Cheats, and DeHart along with the occasional guests.  It's a fast paced show that's hilarious from start to finish.

Ep 139 - The Safe Word Is Banana Pudding!

Welcome back to Not-So Superhero September for Motion Picture Meltdown! We continue our theme with a couple of crappy super-hero movies from the 90's. Phil, DeHart, and Stephen get together with Joel Mengel from The Pod People Podcast once again to roast through Sam Raimi's Darkman as well as Blankman.

Ep 206 - I Murdered Your Father, Wearing Your Father.

This week we kick off the new year by roasting through a couple of John Woo action "classics" from the 1990's. We go over the 1993 hit starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Hard Target as well as John Woo's follow up from 1995, Face/Off.

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Wednesday
May172017

MPM: Ep. 272 - Godzilla: A Love Story

Hey everyone! We're on week 3 of Motion Picture Meltdown's Monster Month of May! In this episode, Phil picks the movies and decided we should roast a bunch of fire-breathing lizards. We go through the 1998 blockbuster Godzilla as well as the lesser-known creature feature from 2002, Reign Of Fire. This week, you'll us describe scores that ruin movies for us, Phil bitches about size consistency in movies again, and we think there should be an Oscar for gaining/losing weight for movies. Enjoy!

 

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Wednesday
May102017

MPM: Ep. 271 - Cleptogrannyac

Hey everyone! We're back with week two of Motion Picture Meltdown's Monster Month Of May! Dehart picks a couple of monster movies that have a little more in common than we initially thought. First we go through Don Coscarelli's Bubba Hotep as well as the newer and lesser-known werewolf flick, Late Phases. In this episode, we talk about the best tasting Universal Monsters, we discuss the elusive WereKoolaid Man, and we question the point of the iron lung. Enjoy!

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Wednesday
May032017

MPM: Ep. 270 - Noodle Shack, Baby, Noodle Shack!

Hey everyone! Welcome to another great episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! It's finally May, which means we've finally returned to MPM's Monster Month Of May! Cheats kicks things off the right way this week by choosing a couple South Korean monster movies for us to go through. We watched The Host and the new 2016 zombie thriller, Train To Busan. In this episode we all discuss our zombie apocalypse plans, Phil gets mad at me for bringing up Frankenfish and we all kind of agree that South Korea does horror better. Enjoy!

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Wednesday
Oct052016

MPM: Ep. 243 - The Word Of The Day Is Splinter!

Happy October everyone! This month, Motion Picture Meltdown is doing ALL Halloween-themed movies. You'll see Vampires, Werewolves, Witches, & More! Phil gets to pick first and choose a couple of vamp movies. He picks Van Helsing from 2004, which sucks...no pun intended, and one of the most 90's stink movies we've reviewed, Buffy The Vampire Slayer. In this episode, you'll hear us decide on our favorite movie vampires, Cheats tries to defend Van Helsing to no avail,  and we all agree on how creepy Donald Southerland is. Enjoy!

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Thursday
Jun022016

MPM: Ep. 227 - The Make A Death Wish Foundation

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We're finishing up the Monster Month of May (yes, we know it's June!), with a couple of 1980's hair metal monster movies. Dehart picks Rock N Roll Nightmare and Black Roses. Both of these movies are lesser-known, and both on Youtube for free! In this episode, you'll hear us talk about what deals we would make with the Devil, we speak of the rarity of horror movies where the villain gets punked, and we wonder why there is always dick demons. Enjoy!

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