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This section will feature the cream-of-the-crop, the best of the best when it comes to unitedcypher productions.  New to the site?  This is the perfect way to get an introduction to what we do!

"unitedcypher presents" is our show of other shows like Anime Alphabet and Fallout Forecast as well as older improv radio where nearly anything can happen, though it's mostly a compilation of our collective life experiences mixed with a bucket of lies and half-cocked accents.   

Anime Alphabet Series Wrap-up

The end of this series a good place to start.  Join Evan and DeHart as they reflect back on the completion of this 6 month project with special guest Cheats.  They relive some of the ups and downs of titles covered during the run of the show and serves as a good preview before going back and starting from the beginning.


The Mysteries of the Universe are unveiled!  Join ex-scientist and Poleitsher Prize winning war correspondant Paul Miller as he interviews a war veteran who was allegedly abducted and brain-raped by aliens, the publisher and co-author of a book on the aforementioned brain-rape, and a skeptic who thinks that both of them are denying the truth.... About Spacesquatch! 


"Motion Picture Meltdown" is a movie review podcast without the sponsors or the prestigious hollywood trappings.  It is produced by Stephen and hosted by Stephen, Philip, Cheats, and DeHart along with the occasional guests.  It's a fast paced show that's hilarious from start to finish.

Ep 139 - The Safe Word Is Banana Pudding!

Welcome back to Not-So Superhero September for Motion Picture Meltdown! We continue our theme with a couple of crappy super-hero movies from the 90's. Phil, DeHart, and Stephen get together with Joel Mengel from The Pod People Podcast once again to roast through Sam Raimi's Darkman as well as Blankman.

Ep 206 - I Murdered Your Father, Wearing Your Father.

This week we kick off the new year by roasting through a couple of John Woo action "classics" from the 1990's. We go over the 1993 hit starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Hard Target as well as John Woo's follow up from 1995, Face/Off.

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MPM: Ep. 308 - I Could Eat A Bunny For Hours

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We're late to the Action April party, but sometime uhh...life gets in the way. No problem, though. We're finishing up this week and kicking off the Monster Month of May next week! In this episode, I pick a couple Nic Cage 90's action films to roast, and we talk about Con-Air and The Rock. You'll hear us talk about our favorite 90's action flicks, how The Rock screws us out of a villain, and of course, Nic Cage's hair. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 306 - Na Na Na Nanites

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We're kicking off Action April with a couple of picks from Phil. He has go back and inhale some early 2000's stink with Gone In 60 Seconds and I, Robot. We'll be doing all action movies, all month! In this episode, you'll hear us talk about which parts of our bodies we'd want replaced with robot parts, we talk about blaaaaaasting down to Palm Springs, and decide the there's only certain dicks allowed in PG-13 movies. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 294 - Coen'ed The Phrase

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We're giving Phil a couple of gifts this week and roast through a couple movies by some of his favorite directors, The Coen Brothers! This week we hit on Raising Arizona and The Hudsucker Proxy. In this episode, we talk about which Nic Cage character we'd hang out with (if we were forced to), we power up robot Cheats, and we go nuts about production companies ruining movies with their covers. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 255 - 2 Drive 2 Angry

Pina SkullatasHey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We've finally reached our last episode of request month and do a couple of real stinkers. Travis throws us a terrible Nic Cage movie from the last few years called Drive Angry, and Angela makes us dive into the 2016 summer blockbuster, Independence Day: Resurgence. In this episode, you'll hear us share our New Year Resolutions of what shitty movies we'll inflict on one another, we talk about how actors won't do well when no one gives a shit about source material, and discuss whether this contains top 5 worst Nic Cage hair. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 201 - God's Garbage Men 

Hello everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We have reached December again, and what does that mean? It means an entire month of giving Christmas gifts by roasting through movies that our listeners choose for us! This week we start out with a two-fer from one of our most loyal listeners, Wayne! He suggested that we review The Lady in White as well as the Nic Cage "feel-good" movie from the 90's, City of Angels. In this episode, we give Santa's Reindeer super powers and pit them against one another, we provide a much better and detailed ending of City of Angels, and argue about whether Lady in White can be considered a kid's movie. Enjoy!

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