Listening Guide

This section will feature the cream-of-the-crop, the best of the best when it comes to unitedcypher productions.  New to the site?  This is the perfect way to get an introduction to what we do!

"unitedcypher presents" is our show of other shows like Anime Alphabet and Fallout Forecast as well as older improv radio where nearly anything can happen, though it's mostly a compilation of our collective life experiences mixed with a bucket of lies and half-cocked accents.   

Anime Alphabet Series Wrap-up

The end of this series a good place to start.  Join Evan and DeHart as they reflect back on the completion of this 6 month project with special guest Cheats.  They relive some of the ups and downs of titles covered during the run of the show and serves as a good preview before going back and starting from the beginning.


The Mysteries of the Universe are unveiled!  Join ex-scientist and Poleitsher Prize winning war correspondant Paul Miller as he interviews a war veteran who was allegedly abducted and brain-raped by aliens, the publisher and co-author of a book on the aforementioned brain-rape, and a skeptic who thinks that both of them are denying the truth.... About Spacesquatch! 


"Motion Picture Meltdown" is a movie review podcast without the sponsors or the prestigious hollywood trappings.  It is produced by Stephen and hosted by Stephen, Philip, Cheats, and DeHart along with the occasional guests.  It's a fast paced show that's hilarious from start to finish.

Ep 139 - The Safe Word Is Banana Pudding!

Welcome back to Not-So Superhero September for Motion Picture Meltdown! We continue our theme with a couple of crappy super-hero movies from the 90's. Phil, DeHart, and Stephen get together with Joel Mengel from The Pod People Podcast once again to roast through Sam Raimi's Darkman as well as Blankman.

Ep 206 - I Murdered Your Father, Wearing Your Father.

This week we kick off the new year by roasting through a couple of John Woo action "classics" from the 1990's. We go over the 1993 hit starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Hard Target as well as John Woo's follow up from 1995, Face/Off.

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MPM: Ep. 289 - Stephen King Can't Cuss

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We decided we weren't being spooky enough for this Halloween season, so I picked a couple of haunted/possessed vehicle movies. We roast through the 1974 made-for-TV movie, Killdozer, as well as the 1983 John Carpenter film, Christine. In this episode, you'll hear us come up with our own haunted vehicle movies, Phil argues about cop motives for 15 minutes, and we discuss Stephen King's inability to use swear words correctly. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 288 - Terminate Or Educate?

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week Phil picks a couple of Mark L. Lester flicks and we dive into some classic science fiction/horror. In this episode we roast through the Stephen King written Firestarter as well as Class of 1999. You'll hear what we'd give up for special powers, we're not surprised as Cheats hates everything fun, and Phil is incapable of saying Malcolm McDowell. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 197 - Log in to the TNDB

Happy Halloween everyone!Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We're finishing up our horror-director themed month by hitting some movies that most people may not have known were directed by the zombie-master himself, George Romero. This week Dehart, Cheats, Phil and myself roast through the two Stephen King/George Romero projects, The Dark Half and the horror anthology fan-favorite, Creepshow. In this episode, you'll hear us discuss our favorite horror anthologies, we talk about how no sane person would ever let themselves be buried alive, and we talk about the our new invention, The Terrible Names Data Base. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 185 - Beyond Lawns

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week we continue trucking through our summer theme with a couple of..virtual reality movies? In an attempt to connect these movies with the summer by using lawnmowing as a summer job, we go through the incredibly shitty Lawnmower Man movies. In this episode, you'll hear Cheats, Phil, Dehart and myself talk about our first encounters with virtual reality, we talk about how the Lawnmower Man is just welfare Pinhead, and Philip goes on another tirade about...well, you guessed it...Point Break. Enjoy!


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MPM: Ep. 173 - The F*ck You Buddy System

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! To continue our MONSTER MONTH OF MAY, Phil, Dehart and myself decided to do a couple of more modern and popular monster-themed movies. We go through a horror movie that seems to be nearing the top of many horror movie lists in The Descent and we hit a movie based on a Stephen King story and directed by Frank Darabont in The Mist. In this episode, we talk about wrong decisions we've made an immediately regretted, We discuss possibly THE most-hated movie character of all time, and decide that if you're cheating on someone, don't give them the same necklaces. Enjoy!

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