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This section will feature the cream-of-the-crop, the best of the best when it comes to unitedcypher productions.  New to the site?  This is the perfect way to get an introduction to what we do!

"unitedcypher presents" is our show of other shows like Anime Alphabet and Fallout Forecast as well as older improv radio where nearly anything can happen, though it's mostly a compilation of our collective life experiences mixed with a bucket of lies and half-cocked accents.   

Anime Alphabet Series Wrap-up

The end of this series a good place to start.  Join Evan and DeHart as they reflect back on the completion of this 6 month project with special guest Cheats.  They relive some of the ups and downs of titles covered during the run of the show and serves as a good preview before going back and starting from the beginning.

Paranaelianomoly 

The Mysteries of the Universe are unveiled!  Join ex-scientist and Poleitsher Prize winning war correspondant Paul Miller as he interviews a war veteran who was allegedly abducted and brain-raped by aliens, the publisher and co-author of a book on the aforementioned brain-rape, and a skeptic who thinks that both of them are denying the truth.... About Spacesquatch! 

 

"Motion Picture Meltdown" is a movie review podcast without the sponsors or the prestigious hollywood trappings.  It is produced by Stephen and hosted by Stephen, Philip, Cheats, and DeHart along with the occasional guests.  It's a fast paced show that's hilarious from start to finish.

Ep 139 - The Safe Word Is Banana Pudding!

Welcome back to Not-So Superhero September for Motion Picture Meltdown! We continue our theme with a couple of crappy super-hero movies from the 90's. Phil, DeHart, and Stephen get together with Joel Mengel from The Pod People Podcast once again to roast through Sam Raimi's Darkman as well as Blankman.

Ep 206 - I Murdered Your Father, Wearing Your Father.

This week we kick off the new year by roasting through a couple of John Woo action "classics" from the 1990's. We go over the 1993 hit starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Hard Target as well as John Woo's follow up from 1995, Face/Off.

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Entries in Summer (6)

Wednesday
Jun072017

MPM: Ep. 274 - The Magnificent Sideburns 

Hey everyone! Now that May is over and we're headed into the Summer, we've decided to have our first-ever Mockbuster Month! You've heard of Summer Blockbusters right? Well this month is completely dedicated to movies released that are trying to ride the coat-tails of those big Summer hits. This week Cheats picks the movies and we go through Android Cop as well as Dead 7. In this episode, you'll hear us create our own Mockbusters, we talk about how lazy these movies are, and Cheats starts to hate the thing she loves. Enjoy!

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Thursday
Aug272015

MPM: Ep. 188 - Congratulations! You Did Fine!

Hello everyone! Welcome to our last summer edition of Motion Picture Meltdown! We finish out the summer months by going through a couple movies about America's favorite summer past-time, baseball! This episode, Dehart, Phil, Cheats and myself take on a couple of classic baseball flicks by roasting through Major League as well as The Sandlot. In this episode, we figure out that Dehart's favorite thing to do outside as a kid was be The Predator, we turn The Sandlot into a David Fincher movie, and we can't figure out why everyone is so happy at the end of Major League. Enjoy!

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Wednesday
Aug192015

MPM: Ep. 187 - The Mullet Scale, Zero to 100

Hello everyone! Welcome to another episod eof Motion Picture Meltdown! We are two weeks away from the end of our summer podcasts, but this week Cheats, Phil, Dehart and I go back to camp, but this time it is much less frightening! We go through the comedy "classic" Reitman/Murray film Meatballs as well as a newer take on comedy with a roast through Wet Hot American Summer. In this episode you will hear us all talk about about what fantasy camp counselor we would pick, we describe the mullet scale for Dehart, and we all get a little uncomfortable by Bill Murray. Enjoy!

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Thursday
Jul302015

MPM: Ep. 184 - That's No Moon

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We are in the midst of summer and keeping our summer theme going strong! We're branching out into our MPM roots and going through a couple of summer camp movies NOT called Friday the 13th. This week we dive into a couple of underrated 80's slasher flicks in Sleepaway Camp and possibly one of the best slashers of all time, The Burning. In this episode, you'll hear us debate over the best weapon found in a garden shed, you'll hear Philip rage about his tiredness of seeing buttholes in movies, and you'll hear me make the bold claim that The Burning is better than any of the Jason movies. Enjoy!

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Wednesday
Jul222015

MPM: Ep 183 - You Never Go Full Ice T

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We continue to boost our summer fun by roasting through a couple of tubular surfing movies, dudes! This week we officially induct Cheats McGee as our fourth permanent co-host (until we kick him out), and roast through the cult classic Surf Nazis Must Die as well as a 90's action flick that for some reason seems to be at the top of everyone's action list, Point Break. In this episode, you'll hear us all debate on why surfers are stereotyped as morons, you'll hear Philip rage hardcore about how much he hates Point Break, and you'll hear Dehart talk about how Patrick Swayze "Mariokarts" someone in Point Break. Enjoy!

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