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This section will feature the cream-of-the-crop, the best of the best when it comes to unitedcypher productions.  New to the site?  This is the perfect way to get an introduction to what we do!

"unitedcypher presents" is our show of other shows like Anime Alphabet and Fallout Forecast as well as older improv radio where nearly anything can happen, though it's mostly a compilation of our collective life experiences mixed with a bucket of lies and half-cocked accents.   

Anime Alphabet Series Wrap-up

The end of this series a good place to start.  Join Evan and DeHart as they reflect back on the completion of this 6 month project with special guest Cheats.  They relive some of the ups and downs of titles covered during the run of the show and serves as a good preview before going back and starting from the beginning.


The Mysteries of the Universe are unveiled!  Join ex-scientist and Poleitsher Prize winning war correspondant Paul Miller as he interviews a war veteran who was allegedly abducted and brain-raped by aliens, the publisher and co-author of a book on the aforementioned brain-rape, and a skeptic who thinks that both of them are denying the truth.... About Spacesquatch! 


"Motion Picture Meltdown" is a movie review podcast without the sponsors or the prestigious hollywood trappings.  It is produced by Stephen and hosted by Stephen, Philip, Cheats, and DeHart along with the occasional guests.  It's a fast paced show that's hilarious from start to finish.

Ep 139 - The Safe Word Is Banana Pudding!

Welcome back to Not-So Superhero September for Motion Picture Meltdown! We continue our theme with a couple of crappy super-hero movies from the 90's. Phil, DeHart, and Stephen get together with Joel Mengel from The Pod People Podcast once again to roast through Sam Raimi's Darkman as well as Blankman.

Ep 206 - I Murdered Your Father, Wearing Your Father.

This week we kick off the new year by roasting through a couple of John Woo action "classics" from the 1990's. We go over the 1993 hit starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Hard Target as well as John Woo's follow up from 1995, Face/Off.

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Entries in Summer Movies (4)


MPM: Ep. 312 - Keeping Up With The Jawses

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! In celebration of monsters and beach season, Dehart picks a couple of ocean-themed creature features that he refers to as Jawsploitation flicks. This week, we roast through Tentacles and Ocra: The Killer Whale. In this episode, you'll hear us poorly construct out sea-creature themed movies, a million ocean puns, and argue about how menacing a harpsichord sounds. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 188 - Congratulations! You Did Fine!

Hello everyone! Welcome to our last summer edition of Motion Picture Meltdown! We finish out the summer months by going through a couple movies about America's favorite summer past-time, baseball! This episode, Dehart, Phil, Cheats and myself take on a couple of classic baseball flicks by roasting through Major League as well as The Sandlot. In this episode, we figure out that Dehart's favorite thing to do outside as a kid was be The Predator, we turn The Sandlot into a David Fincher movie, and we can't figure out why everyone is so happy at the end of Major League. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 186 - The Terminator of Vacations

 Hello everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We continue our summer themed episodes by finally taking that summer vacation we've all needed for so long! This week, Phil, Cheats, Dehart and myself go over two of the best comedies in film existence in National Lampoon's Vacation as well as The Great Outdoors. With a podcast filled with John Hughes, Harold Ramis, Chevy Chase, John Candy and Dan Akroyd, how could you possibly NOT listen? In this episode, we all talk about our worst summer vacations, we dive into some darker themes of Clark Griswald's character, and we discuss the job title of "bear bald ass applicant". Enjoy!


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MPM: Ep. 185 - Beyond Lawns

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week we continue trucking through our summer theme with a couple of..virtual reality movies? In an attempt to connect these movies with the summer by using lawnmowing as a summer job, we go through the incredibly shitty Lawnmower Man movies. In this episode, you'll hear Cheats, Phil, Dehart and myself talk about our first encounters with virtual reality, we talk about how the Lawnmower Man is just welfare Pinhead, and Philip goes on another tirade about...well, you guessed it...Point Break. Enjoy!


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