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This section will feature the cream-of-the-crop, the best of the best when it comes to unitedcypher productions.  New to the site?  This is the perfect way to get an introduction to what we do!

"unitedcypher presents" is our show of other shows like Anime Alphabet and Fallout Forecast as well as older improv radio where nearly anything can happen, though it's mostly a compilation of our collective life experiences mixed with a bucket of lies and half-cocked accents.   

Anime Alphabet Series Wrap-up

The end of this series a good place to start.  Join Evan and DeHart as they reflect back on the completion of this 6 month project with special guest Cheats.  They relive some of the ups and downs of titles covered during the run of the show and serves as a good preview before going back and starting from the beginning.

Paranaelianomoly 

The Mysteries of the Universe are unveiled!  Join ex-scientist and Poleitsher Prize winning war correspondant Paul Miller as he interviews a war veteran who was allegedly abducted and brain-raped by aliens, the publisher and co-author of a book on the aforementioned brain-rape, and a skeptic who thinks that both of them are denying the truth.... About Spacesquatch! 

 

"Motion Picture Meltdown" is a movie review podcast without the sponsors or the prestigious hollywood trappings.  It is produced by Stephen and hosted by Stephen, Philip, Cheats, and DeHart along with the occasional guests.  It's a fast paced show that's hilarious from start to finish.

Ep 139 - The Safe Word Is Banana Pudding!

Welcome back to Not-So Superhero September for Motion Picture Meltdown! We continue our theme with a couple of crappy super-hero movies from the 90's. Phil, DeHart, and Stephen get together with Joel Mengel from The Pod People Podcast once again to roast through Sam Raimi's Darkman as well as Blankman.

Ep 206 - I Murdered Your Father, Wearing Your Father.

This week we kick off the new year by roasting through a couple of John Woo action "classics" from the 1990's. We go over the 1993 hit starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Hard Target as well as John Woo's follow up from 1995, Face/Off.

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Wednesday
Jun282017

MPM: Ep. 276 - The Jim Carrey School Of Faces

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We continue Mockbuster Month with a couple of terrible superhero movie mockbusters. Sean Moriarty from the Nerds on Film podcast helps us roast through Avengers Grimm and Sinister Squad. In this episode, we all pick our own public domain teams, we make fun of washed up TV movie actors, and we all seem to disagree on which movie is worse. Enjoy!

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Wednesday
Sep302015

MPM: Ep. 193 - Seven Degrees From Tim Thomerson

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week we rap up Not-So Superhero September by continuing to transition along the darker path from superheroes to our October horror theme. This week we roast through a couple of movies that we all seemed to enjoy when we were younger...one proving we were all dumb, and one giving us a pleasant surprise. In this episode, we go through Marvel's Blade as well as DC Comics' Constantine. You will hear Dehart, Phil, Cheats and myself talk about one of our favorite satans in film, we pick apart Keanu Reeves' career and discuss exactly how good or bad of an actor he actually is, and we just won't let up on that Catholic Church. Enjoy!

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Thursday
Sep242015

MPM: Ep. 192 - Madea Goes To Hell

Hello everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This wee we are joined by a special guest host from the Nerds of Film podcast, Sean Moriarty! Sean joins us as we continue Not-So Superhero September and go through a couple movies that were extremely poor adaptations of comics. This week, we roast through Spawn and the even more disappointing Jonah Hex. In this episode, you will hear us talk about our favorite Satan in movies, we talk about the definition of Flashbashing, and we talk about Jonah Hex being one of the most run of the mill movies ever. Enjoy!

 

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Wednesday
Sep092015

MPM: Ep.190 - Ghost Dad Has To Get His Too

Hey everyone! Not-So Superhero September continues as we are joined by an awesome special guest and co-host from Nerdonomy's Nerds On Film/Nerds On History podcast, Bryan Moriarty! Bryan is a huge comic book nerd, and jumped at the chance to be talking about the two movies we decided to roast through this week. Phil, Cheats, Dehart and myself go through a couple movies that were less-than well received by the comic book nerd and movie nerd universe alike. This week we go through The Phantom as well as Frank Miller's solo directorial debut movie, The Spirit. In this episode, you will hear us explain exactly when the reality of the universe must be explained in the movie, you'll hear me gush about Scarlett Johannson, and we continue to give Cheats shit about his trust stop virtual reality sessions. Enjoy!

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Wednesday
Sep022015

MPM: Ep. 189 - The Elektra Boogaloo

Hey everyone! That time has come again where we as a podcast jump into the world of terrible superhero movies that are thrust upon us like a bucket of hot garbage water. We kick off this month with Motion Picture Meltdown's Not-So Superhero Sepetember! To start things off, we decide to bring in some diversity among the superhero sexes, as we roast through two of the most poorly received superhero movies of all time. Cheats, Dehart Phil and myself decide to take one for the team and roast through the 2005 follow-up to Daredevil in Jennifer Garner's Elektra as well as possibly the biggest shit that Hollywood has ever spent one-hundred million dollars on, Catwoman. In this episode, we discuss what terrible useless superpower we would all have, Dehart thinks that Catwoman is some kind of embezzlement scam, and the more we talk about Elektra, the more pissed Phil gets. Enjoy!

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