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This section will feature the cream-of-the-crop, the best of the best when it comes to unitedcypher productions.  New to the site?  This is the perfect way to get an introduction to what we do!

"unitedcypher presents" is our show of other shows like Anime Alphabet and Fallout Forecast as well as older improv radio where nearly anything can happen, though it's mostly a compilation of our collective life experiences mixed with a bucket of lies and half-cocked accents.   

Anime Alphabet Series Wrap-up

The end of this series a good place to start.  Join Evan and DeHart as they reflect back on the completion of this 6 month project with special guest Cheats.  They relive some of the ups and downs of titles covered during the run of the show and serves as a good preview before going back and starting from the beginning.


The Mysteries of the Universe are unveiled!  Join ex-scientist and Poleitsher Prize winning war correspondant Paul Miller as he interviews a war veteran who was allegedly abducted and brain-raped by aliens, the publisher and co-author of a book on the aforementioned brain-rape, and a skeptic who thinks that both of them are denying the truth.... About Spacesquatch! 


"Motion Picture Meltdown" is a movie review podcast without the sponsors or the prestigious hollywood trappings.  It is produced by Stephen and hosted by Stephen, Philip, Cheats, and DeHart along with the occasional guests.  It's a fast paced show that's hilarious from start to finish.

Ep 139 - The Safe Word Is Banana Pudding!

Welcome back to Not-So Superhero September for Motion Picture Meltdown! We continue our theme with a couple of crappy super-hero movies from the 90's. Phil, DeHart, and Stephen get together with Joel Mengel from The Pod People Podcast once again to roast through Sam Raimi's Darkman as well as Blankman.

Ep 206 - I Murdered Your Father, Wearing Your Father.

This week we kick off the new year by roasting through a couple of John Woo action "classics" from the 1990's. We go over the 1993 hit starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Hard Target as well as John Woo's follow up from 1995, Face/Off.

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MPM: Ep. 301 - The Ghouldon Rule

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We finish up out Black History Month movies with a couple horror films I choose. This week, I pick Get Out and Blacula. You'll hear us talk about whether we would embrace to monster attire, I explain bocce ball to the guys, and we suspect that cult surgeries aren't legit. We hope you've loved this month as much as we have, and we contine to celebrate how important African-American actors are to movies every single day. Enjoy!


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MPM: Ep. 285 - Swing Your Monkey, Round N Round.

Hey everyone! Welcome back for another great episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week we celebrate the life (and a couple movies) of the recently deceased horror-directing great, George A. Romero. We go through a couple of his lesser-known movies in Martin and Monkey Shines. In this episode, you'll hear us talk about our favorite Romero flicks, why Capuchin monkeys are better for movies than Chimps, and whether Vampirism counts as Munchausen's. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 253 - Xavier's School Of Vampires & Monsters

Hey everyone! We've reached week three of our December requests month and yes, unfortunately we are still alive to deal with more of our listener picks. Ex-MPM Host Mark "The Shark" Hinton threw us a bit of a bone, by having us review a 1980's horror cult classic, Cellar Dweller and Ben from the Culturally Ill Podcast originally suggested we review the first three Twilight movies, but we boycotted that and settled for doing the first one. In this episode, we talk about the Holiday powers we wish we had, I get insanely pissed at Twilight for using the term "vampires", and we all wish Jefferey Combs was in a little more of everything. Enjoy!


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MPM: Ep. 243 - The Word Of The Day Is Splinter!

Happy October everyone! This month, Motion Picture Meltdown is doing ALL Halloween-themed movies. You'll see Vampires, Werewolves, Witches, & More! Phil gets to pick first and choose a couple of vamp movies. He picks Van Helsing from 2004, which sucks...no pun intended, and one of the most 90's stink movies we've reviewed, Buffy The Vampire Slayer. In this episode, you'll hear us decide on our favorite movie vampires, Cheats tries to defend Van Helsing to no avail,  and we all agree on how creepy Donald Southerland is. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 220 - CCH Royale


Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week, Phil chooses a couple movies that have been on our list for a long time. We jump to right before the Y2K scare and roast through the apocalyptic End of Days as well as the surprisingly good vampire movie from a few years ago, Stake Land. In this episode, we discuss our favorite Arnold movies for the billionth time, we wonder about all the super powers under Satan's wing, and Dehart talks about wanting to go to Steakland. Enjoy!

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